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"You mean you don't have a mouse cursor yet? That's harsh, let me sort that for you. It'll cost you though (*money jumps to $99999999*), we'll talk money later..." I laughed so hard and the game hadn't started yet.
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I think only those with an asshole sense of humor will truly love and appreciate this game to the fullest extent. I changed my rating from 4 to 5 after seeing the nonsensical ending.
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Sooo... i was playing this at night and... ummm i bought the heart rate upgrade (i didn't know what it does), and it scared the SHAIT out of me!!!
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"Commander, why do we have our ships release coins on impact?"
"We can't have money being destroyed. Price deflation is a serious issue."
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I seriously just got the totally worth it badge after 5 minutes of listening to a teenager and a little girl talk about how much a photo of a sheep is worth.
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Indie mode text:
I'll be here.....
Why?
I'll be waiting here.....
For hwat?
I'll be waiting for you so....
If you come here
You'll find me
I promise
Who's this How did you get this number?
I got it from steve.....so?
I don't know any steve
And what did you mean by waiting
You'll find me where? Now?
You are not making any sense
I'm going to call the cops
I have nowhere.....darkness.....
Ok dude You are really creeping me out..
*loop*
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This would be a decent idea, for the grid patterns if you hold the mouse in you can buy it. (If you have enough) Still good games and very entertaining
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When this game laggs, I always wonder if it is real lagg, or if it is fake and I have to buy a lagg reducing upgrade...
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To beat the boss, instead of buying the missile launchers like one would assume, just buy a couple laser mouses. Much more effective.