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Anyone else thought they had dead pixels on their screen when looking at the game's dead pixels? No, just me? Maybe I'm too OCD.
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also, how do i defeat the final boss?
(the skull spaceship).
i tried everything, and i have installed almost every gun X7 times on my ship, but nothing happens.
the skull spaceship doesnt die, and im richer than king midas, in-game.
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well, thats a good game, and quite funny...
except from that stupid screamer moment, ofcourse.
i found many of its parts funny, such as the ''politeness'' upgrade, on which the upgrade panel was kinder and kinder to you, until it was your best friend! lol
also the ''avatar'' upgrade was funny as well: the male character evolved from a simple kid, into a cool kid, then into a radical, strong and crazy hero, then into a colourful emo, and then... into a pokemon dude!
and in the female character, it evolved from a simple girl into a cool girl, then into a sexy anime girl, and then.. into a pikatchu girl! (also pokemon) LOL!
many good parts existed in that game, and while it wasnt challenging in the spaceship levels, it was excellent in the story/humour, and it was indeed quite challening that you had to gather enough money to buy the first crucial upgrades, in order to get the game moving.
good game, i enoyed it.
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I got the jumpscare (and closed the browser in terror) but did not get the achievement. Now that I do not have the achievement but the upgrade is purchased, I see that it was not worth it at all. I agree with WindowS. If I become scared, I expect to see an earned badge. I am going to have to rate this 1/5 until I get my 5 points.
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That jump scare is totally immature and unintelligent. Who would put such a thing in this type of game except idiot?. It is totally your fault for putting such a cheap and pointless trick with no logical reason to the game. Did you even consider a consequences when developing the game that there might be people who HATE jump scare like me would get a seizure? If that happens can I ask your responsibility? I hope the developers of this game will one day suffer from a negative feeling that I have suffered today.
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i dont want to play cuz i think that jumpscare will be back :( [Click here to make the noob not scared] (but seriously, does it show up again?)
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like, kongregate! upgrade complete 2 is out! Yay now we can start a party about armor games! like, seriously, YOU can join it! though it is only two-thousand-and-eleven! Duh, it is way past that! Yah, I agree, I love stealing the diamond... wait?! WHAT?! YAHHHH!!! Dude, if you do not know stealing the diamond your stupid. OHHHHHHHH U WOT M8!!!
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Just put magnets on front of your ship, movement booster on back, 2 bomb modules, and the rest of the space for lighting modules. Ta-da, you got your very own idle ship where you get to watch the money roll in without doing anything in particular.
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I don't think Markiplier was part of the voice acting because this game came out in 2011 and Markiplier created his YouTube channel in 2012.
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hi guys today we are gonna talk about chinese. Chinese is really hard to write and has a different period so do not expect it easy. WARNING:THIS MAY SEEM LIKE GIBBERISH TO YOU, BUT IT IS A REAL LANGUAGE. 你好。我在玩在。不。so, now you know what chinese is now, right? KONGREGATE is a complicated website with all different languages. Oh, and this is one of them. Goodbye! *Comment Is Finished* ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST COMMENT. DUDES AND DUDETTS!
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Cam you let us sell upgrades? I love the first menu music, but also want to hear the others without fear of never getting to hear the awesomeness again.
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I think my favourite part about this is the evolution of the ArmorGames intro. It really does bring me back quite a bit.
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I have so many lasers... Anything I see dies as soon as my gaze lands.
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O, I am Death,
None can excel,
I hold the door to Heaven and Hell!