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There needs to be a new way to circulate troops when one unit gets damaged. It's a real pain when your entire system gets suddenly.. I don't know, gassed, mortared, anti-tanked (since apparently German anti-tank/mortar artillery doubles as regular artillery, great balancing by the way).
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Private: ENEMY MORTARS, TAKE COVER Commander: Good god no boy, we've won, stand here, wave your arms and take it like a man.. The commander then smoothes out his moustache and realises hes talking to little pieces of the private >:(
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It's awesome how the Germans have the miraculous ability to avoid mines while my own soldiers almost seem to be looking for them.
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wow. an enemy assault trooper was right in front of my guys AND in open ground and it took 15 seconds for 10 MEN to kill him. wow
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you ask your self...''why do snipers take so long''?? *sniper says*''Agh simple mate 1st we go to the bathroom then we eat...uh...then we play abit of chess....and we off ''and Mystery solved!
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tel me this..waht would you do if you were bing attacked by 7 snipers 12 infantry and 3 of the machene guns? and you got no trench and evry single team you take out they die..what to do..oh waht to do*lets my men chare for epic win*
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*sends all my men for epic victory moment* *they instantly get blown up by mines* *regains last trench* *sends 1 man to see if its clear* *he makes it past the mines and wins* .-.
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Sgt. Meoff, "Alright, we hold this trench until our tanks arrive. Just keep your guns aimed down the field and open fire on any of them Germans."
Cpl. Reginald, "I dare say this may be very dangerous. Do you agree, Jack?"
Sgt. Meoff, "Maybe, just shoot anyone you see down-" (Sniped)
Pvt. Jessup, "OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!"
Pvt. Ting, "SNIPER! NORTHSIDE!"
(All aim)...
Pvt. Jessup, "WILL SOMEONE SHOOT HIM!?"
Pvt. Reginald, "But that would result in a, rather, messy mess for us to clean up after this victory."
Pvt. Jessup, "To hell with it, SHOOT HI-"
(All got mortared)
(You in the background), "FRIGGIN REALLY!"
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I really enjoyed this game. If I had to have one thing to say about it however, it would be that the enemy gets, and uses Mortar and bombs strikes to fast.
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This game really needs to be fixed- there's no way the enemy should be able to hit you with mortars that quickly and accurately if your mortars can be fully upgraded, take twice as long to use, and still not hit a single enemy on the screen.
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Easy game, just rally your troops in barricade and wait until enemy comes then with 3 full squads in your trench u can deploy another squad, and just as the last deployed squad advances, tell all your squad to advance, then lock your trench and keep training rifleman, well you will have captured the enemy point in no time! and for tanks battles, as soon as the battle starts deploy your tank, then a anti-tank team to support you tank, then keep rifleman and assaults comin' and u win again. hope it helps you.
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Oh look a sniper lets just stand here and act like we don't know he is here though he killed like 4 of our guys so lets keep our heads up and let him kill us all and while at it let him get random double kills from people who aren't even near eachother while they send in 2 motar strikes while we don't got one yet this seems compleley fair and logical
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ok here's the plan were gonna run through the snipers gas tanks tanks rifleman and mortars get one man through all but one of you will die and trust me they will surrender. back at the base so battle reports that one last guy choked to death in poison gas it went better than then the last battle one did.
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How do my men have a dropping morale and the surrenders when I have three troops, a tanks and the OTHER SIDE DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE ALIVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD??? One star.
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I just saw the strangest thing, I was playing as the Germans and looking out from one of my trenches I saw a British FLYING! through the are, I think he got hit by support or landmine or...something
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This game is inhumane. Sure we have rats, trench foot and horrible food, but hey! Let's charge into this super non-choke you with deathly german jewish killing gas instead of some amputation! Glorious.
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charge!!!!!!!!! the gas!! hurry men. bloody hell it killed them should we charge them sir yes quickly men charge the gassssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!