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What's this? A Hammer? i guess ITS HAMMER TIME!!!! What? I can't kill zombies with a hammer? Can't even open a drawer with it? YOU FAILED ME HAMMER! :(
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There are so many things in this game that don't make sense. You have 5 potential weapons in your inventory, but you have to go and search for something conventional? This is the APOCALYPSE! Half the time you don't GET conventional weapons!
List of weapons currently in my inventory: Hammer, curtain (think Roman gladiators), blanket, saucepan. Srsly, think these things through
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1- Massages are too big and stay for too long. 2- You have to have a good pixel-hunting skill. 3- You have to wait everytime you change the room. 4- You better switch from items to hand every single time if you want to hunt pixels faster. 5- Nothing in puzzles makes sense. 6- Nothing in "story" makes sense. 7- You probably will need a walkthrough in almost every "puzzle" tp solve them in non-logical extra-effort way. 8- You have an original "what now?" ending. 9- This "game" does the opposite of what real games do. 10- Somehow it has a badge..haha lmao.
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i dont think you really need to worry about the zombies at the van....i stayed there for a few mins and didnt get attacked....
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i could end this shiit with vinyl discs...and a cricket bat (if you seen "shaun of the dead" you will easily understand :P)
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Zombie 1 "Oh, look a guy is comin through the attic to the van on which we can climb up on to, or push down"
Zombie 2 "Isn't that the same guy that borded the windows while we were standing still with our hands inside the house. Well we are peaceful zombies, and respect every living creature, even if it does strange things."
Zombie 1 "Typical human being..."
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Uve got hammer and need to kill a zombie but instead u go through the whole sh*t of time wasting to find a fuse and shock the basement!
what a dumbass! uve also got an extantion cord and the dril and uve gotta open the bars in the attic but still ask urself "where do i need the power" what a f*cked up dumbass!!!
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3) Go to kitchen, fuse box, remove fuse, put to last slot. Go to basement, put sump pump pipe in, turn on with rubber glove. Drain basement. Go to cage, open with power drill, get bino & fuse. Go back to fuse box, put in fuse, go to car, use bino to look at cabinet door, use pen & paper to get the combo. Go back to safe, get spark plugs, get bandage, get cash, go back to car, use car key...
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2) Rod + hook, open attic, hammer to take off brick, throw extension cord down. Plug extension cord to power, go back to attic, take off bar with power drill. Throw tied blankets out, go to car, grab rubber boots, sump pump pipe, desk key, fishing float, turn headlights on. Go to bath room, add float to magnet, throw down pipe, pour water in, get car key. Go to car, open car drawer to get rubber gloves. Go to desk, get pen & paper.
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1) Enter game get hammer + nail, add hammer to nail, nail door next to fuse box. Turn to fridge get magnet. Move to first room, get curtain, rod & clamp. Move to table, get basement key from left drawer. Go back to kitchen, open basement, get nail. Go back to main floor, add hammer to nail, barricade window. Guest room, open small cabinet to get fuse, get blanket, add blanket to curtain. Bath room, get extension cord & pan. Go back to kitchen, put fuse into last slot, remove fuse, put into middle slot. Go to basement, put clamp to gas line. Get bedroom key from dead, get Tarp, add Tarp to tied blankets. Go to Bedroom, open with key, get blanket, power drip & fishing hook. Add hook to curtain rod. Add blanket to tied blankets (4 tied blankets now).
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I made up so many ways to kill that zombie with the items I had before I actually figured it out. It's a fun game though and it kept me busy for a while.
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so the desk drawer key is in the van, the van key is the drain, the basement key is in the closet, to use the combo you have to write it down, there's random notes from dying people everywhere even though the pen and paper are in the drawer, you cant find the combo until you find the note from the non moving zombie brother in the basement and finally you have to put the spark plugs in from INSIDE THE VAN.......5/5
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Geeze, who knew a hammer could be so useless? This could have been a good PaC game, but it suffers from the same problems as a lot of others do; retarded logic. I mean..I guess it makes sense, but who is going to think to throw an electric cord down the chimney? Everytime I thought I was getting somewhere, I had to do some other stupid thing that I wasen't even remotley thinking about. And the attic..it took me ages to even see it..it blends in so well and you don't know there even is an attic..hmm...let's attach a fishing hook to a curtain rod..what? And who the hell puts band aids and spark plugs in a safe? So they'd be safe from zombies? Oh, right, if a zombie found some spark plugs, he could cause the end of the world. That's what this whole game is. Nonsense and hard to guess logic.
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if i created a zombie game ill invent a nail gun that could stick a zombie to a wall.
Then u could say "U cant touch me cause u stuck to the wall haha"
or something like that
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The zombie in the basement is too lazy look at me. Hello there now..... PREPARE TO DIE........
What u tooo scared . use the ******** hammer.
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Return the SLack What?? Return the slack or suffer my curse WHATS YER OFFers who havest he stone will have 3 curses each worse then the last each Worse Retunr the slack...... KING RAMSES CURSE AHHH!!! GAUZE MAN GAUZE MAN ALL THE WAY GAUZE MAN! >:D
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i'm driving the car along and i think "wait how is the battery working i had it on for like an hour" and with that the car stops in the middle of a horde. "AW COME ON!"
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if i was in the zombie apocalypse i wouldnt care about being respectful to a desk that i could tear apart with a hammer