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rowjo

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) DAMN I SAILED TO FAR NOW WERE IN THE HOMOSEXUAL SEA Person from other boat: look at that sexy captain Other guy: O.o

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snes7767

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Herm... Do iron cannon balls really bounce off of wooden ships? I'm learn Physics on Kongergate >_<

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Aurelius_maximus

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Argh! Us pirates have mastered the art of shooting the cannon like a mortar!" "Yarr... What's a mortar?" "..."

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ShnikeJSB

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level 18 is the best spot to grab gold (it is easy and you get ~2k each time). Also, I love that I got a smaller treasure chest inside the bigger treasure chest, LOL!

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ZURTHON

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

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Troddonator

Apr. 11, 2012

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nath9091

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Liked it. It was fairly easy but a nice casual game. A lot of the levels seemed to be spamming cannonballs in roughly the right direction and hope that you got more damage in than the enemy. However, congrats on making a playable fun game.

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myhandisonfire

Apr. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yarr, us pirates from the burnin' hand would be sailing away from a game like dis, if it werent for thee marvelous treasurrs

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zero0v

Apr. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love the magical music of the walled fish, never had such beauty in return of a giving little belly poke.

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zero0v

Apr. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Arrrr, play the slot bandit game once you have got the mechanical wheel. I spend 5k on it and all I have got were lousy lemons. -55 gold now, how should I buy "piratical" supplies now :P

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LBK90

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You can win a good coin on the slot machine!

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1blujay

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wait! It be Turkey Bacon. Blarr!

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worldJamin

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) aye! be a coxswain n comand a wee cog and be a pirate! ay a pirate's life for me :) great game 5/5

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BrotherOni

Apr. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why's the pirate calendar set to 2009?

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skidboot

Apr. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nice short game, everyone can appreciate a stink beard every now and then.

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jayatsena

Apr. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally finish this game 5/5

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monostomatic

Apr. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good game needs more upgrades for the ship and to be longer otherwise 5/5

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zsugabubus

Apr. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) make a random level generator after ending and it'll be 5/5

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Snaks

Apr. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I got tired of clicking the story away.

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quang100

Apr. 03, 2012

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Jony0

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOVE XDDDDD poor pirates. in the pirate hide you can play with a slot maschine when you are at level 20 or so, bet the maximum and play and play and play. you will be rich ;)

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knaky

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) fun fun fun !!! loved it !

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Vallos24

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It will be fun if we can save the game in others place

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Shannny2k

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This was a boat load of fun. I do hope to see a sequel at some point with even more ridiculous treasures and goodness be if there are more harpeys!

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BlackHeartMPK

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Very awesome and funny. A different game, originally Suggestions: - hot keys - moveable screen when the level start (captain speaks) - more events at hub - digitable numberts at gamble

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lion34

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "As It turns out, being on a dead man's chest with 15 other men is not a very pleasant way to spend an afternoon. Yarrrrgh" that man in the hideout is AWESOME

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lion34

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yarr! me mates and I would like to see some pirate badges hierr soon! Me would like some plunderin all those pesky treasures!- badges and that. If me don't see any soon me mates start pulling people under the keel! starting with ye, Backburner!

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Beeshrine09

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dislike: Talking before each around, every attempt The whole game. Addicted to: finding what other treasures there are

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KillerCyborg

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The irritating commentary popping up with trivia like "this be a ship!" or whatever is a real pain in the neck for a game where you have to reset a level repeatedly. Yes, you can "Skip" it, but that doesn't make it much less of an annoyance.

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Terminator_1995

Apr. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LMFAO...In the pub, can everybody see a fish hanging on the wall between the two doors?? Clicking it will make it puke. LOL

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wearhint

Apr. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) in the ending when you see the last page of the calendar, it changed my mind to not throwing ppl overboard since now i know what awaits them..O.o

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Antigaprime

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I haven't played this for about a week but now seem to have lost my progress. Haven't deleted or cleaned anything and only lost it for this game.

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lakesnakes

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ewwwwwwww dont click the fish when your in the hub

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EmperorRobin

Mar. 31, 2012

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Telantaa

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be nice if you didn't have to click the dialogue box when restarting a level, and although I appreciate there's a trade off there, I'd suggest getting rid of the prompt on restart too. It's so easy to make mistakes, and it'd just be nice to be able to restart much faster. Great game, though!

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elnorto

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Never mind. Just did it. (Ahem.) Good game.

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elnorto

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So ... is it even possible to get all skulls or all coins on the slot machine? It seems not.

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samtsam

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Yarr. it be full of american beers. Well we can swab the deck with it at least" CANADIEN HUMOUR FTW!

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lakesnakes

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) But..... those aren't harpies at all........

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lakesnakes

Mar. 30, 2012

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lakesnakes

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) animal biproducts....again

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prodevel

Mar. 30, 2012

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TheDarkJackal

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Last level was waaay to easy, all I did was spam my 3 cannons a few times which got rid of 2 of the threats and then a couple aimed shots to finish it off, very nice and enjoyable game!

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edtgrv

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) fish barf was unexpected

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jcandli

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fast and easy game. Not bad.

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sebcool

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @SporoS You know you can replay levels... Don't you?

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Sepherchorde

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game is simplistic, but great fun, and the music is great, and the story is hilarious! Please, make a sequel!

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Shock_Trooper

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Pardon me but I meant the soundtrack in whence you are on the map. I like it.

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Shock_Trooper

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The soundtrack is lovely. Is it downloadable or found in YouTube? I would love a link.

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SporoS

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When u lose a match u dont take any gold .. so u cant upgrade.. i try to take the 3 cannons and its almost imposimple either the game ends either u dont have even people to hold until u win .. I would like to see every u play win or lose to take gold..

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