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the one and only, things that confuse me, is that whenever you destroy precious rockets, you gain some profits, when actually you are gaining such amount of loss. Or maybe, because this is a game, we have unlimited rockets
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Now if only NASA would hire this scientist to build their spaceships, who wouldn't want a rocket that could get to Mars in 10 minutes?
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scientists:"can we have more money our rocket only went 300km"
government "here is 200 dollars that should be enough to get to mars"
scientists: "but that was the 6th rocket we tested can't we have a little more?"
government: "nope we have to be absolutely sure this rocket can't reach mars"
scientists: "but each rocket costs a billion dollars"
government: "fine 300 dollars"
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Businessman: Sir, we are going to launch a rocket up to Mars. What exactly will we do? Are we gonna do he same thing as last time?
Scientist: Yes! We will get some random person with no flying experience to manipulate the rocket by satellite using a keyboard. And no, I didn't learn my lesson from last time. We will put cargo on the rockt for no apparent reason as well.
Businessman: Excellent! I'll get the rocket ready! But what are we using for cargo?
Scientist: People.
Businssman: You're the boss.
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Is this guy trying to fly a rocket into space? Let's get blimps and planes and weather balloons and put these things in his way. Also, let's pick a stormy day to release the rocket!
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Dear rocket ship,
I kindly request that you please go up instead of down when going through those things that make you go up faster. We're trying to reach space, not the ground.
Sincerely, the person piloting the rocket ship
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Destroy III:
Destroy a hostile UFO, durability reduced because of explosives loaded into your rocket.
me:
I don't need those explosives, I did it everyday!
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Wow, I did not know there is so much friction in space! Also, damn that mad scientist for blowing all money from the previous game!
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Lag problems are worse after last patch. Plus if you agree, minus if no. For me every third or fourth game needs to be refreshed, before i could at least play for 6-8 rounds before.
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Full fuel tank,near mars '' I'll get very far now''........ *crashing into an asteroid and completely destroying my rocket* ... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Those stupid red things with the green arrows that shoot lightning between them kill me every single time. Is there an upgrade eventually that gets rid of them?
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I learned today there's unlimited fuel floating in space. Now NASA just needs to ship enough food into space for our astronauts.
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Now on the 3rd one there HAS to be an eject button and you fall down with a parachute and try to get the the money pick-ups on the way down, good game though