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Dear rocket ship,
I kindly request that you please go up instead of down when going through those things that make you go up faster. We're trying to reach space, not the ground.
Sincerely, the person piloting the rocket ship
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man when they say "the cargo is rally heavy" on cargo missions they are not joking unless I use the power for fuel bace and use the mark 1-L head I'm not going anywhere without boosters
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And of course a helicopter flies through a thundercloud and *doesn't* get shocked and fall. How ridiculous can this airspace get?!
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Rocket crew: "Um...Houston, we are now entering the Earth's troposphere. There is floating money everywhere in we're up to $1545 during the launch. Yay!"
Ground control employee: "I can't believe I took this job for a sh*tty $13.50 an hour."
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"friendly objects" they say ... I guess they are very friendly if they ignore my movement and just crush me or anything that gets into their path - I actually think UFOs are more friendly than that.
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Not to be a spelling nazi here but, Mk-IV-FB, ICREASE boost of speed gate.
No joke 10/10 best game EVAR just work on those misspellings ok good.
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i swear one of these times that not doppler intro will blow my speakers ... its the only one that makes my speaker move across my table 2 inches before its over
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I wonder if scientists were like: hey let's let like 100 blimps and helicopters fly in the airspace above a space launch!
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Whoa. Armor plates? Check. Armor upgrade at max? Check. Armored boosters? Check. Auto repair? Check. So I hit a helicopter and... BBBOOOOOMMMMM!!!! My rocket is shredded. How do you pay for this many rockets? Is a rival company hiring helicopters to come in and shred rockets to pieces?
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Great Game. Spent too much time playing it. Got the badges and the achievements.
Loved how this game was a bit longer then most similar ones.
5/5
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Destroy III:
Destroy a hostile UFO, durability reduced because of explosives loaded into your rocket.
me:
I don't need those explosives, I did it everyday!