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Hang on... Planes that fly at 70,000 ft need pressurization. What's an ancient open-topped junk plane doing up there???
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Taking the "return" mission objective too far, landing directly on top of my discarded main engine, on top of the launch pad :P
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The space cargo mission is bugged. I've completed it twice but when you reach 300k it ends the mission without finishing it, even if you return you don't have the cargo, but you also don't finish the mission once you end the level.
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sir, should we send one of our thousand helicopters to check out these weather balloons and other objects? no, just send the space ship, then enter it in a vertical race.
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*Rocket runs out of fuel* Mission Control (Over radio): Earth to astronaut, you are screwed. *Astronaut turns off radio* Astronaut: What? I wasn't listening. Hm.. the ground is coming toward me... OH GOD!
That was the end of the astronaut...
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Why can't I get a higher ACE high-score than 1.000.055 no matter how far I go without taking damage? Also why isn't my 2.553.756 ACE score in the list that I got over a year ago??? This game is a scam!
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(ten years later)pilot wakes up "Huh?!?!?! where am i??" I MADE IT FINALLY AFTER 10 YEARS" Stranger "no you didnt make it your waiting for people to come to your funeral" Pilot "What im dead?" Stranger "Yeah NASA just found your body in the rocket that crashed 10 years ago." Pilot "But?" Stranger "Oh! look nobody showed up." Pilot "What?!?" Stranger "Do you know why....CAUSE THEY ALL DIED." Pilot "How?...wait no this is not real...its just a dream" Stranger "This is real....they died from going on the rocket to find you and if they didnt then they'd be dead anyways.I was planning on killing them before they went up into space in a car accident " Pilot "WHAT WHO ARE YOU???!!??" Stranger "The Grim Reapper hahahahha!!!!"
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Made it to Mars, then did it again, but this time I flew back to Earth after landing. I discovered something interesting; something everyone should try out: get to the top of earth's atmosphere, and then nudge some object like a UFO. Then travel back down to the surface of earth as fast as you can. Something weird (but also very cool and extremely comical) happens where a ton of debris of all sorts will suddenly fall on you. It reminds me of the movie Gravity. It is either a bug in how the game handles falling object data or whatever. I hope the programmer doesn't remove it, though.
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Cargo Missions WTF How much Weight has this Dame Cargo?! Rocket Flys in Slow Motion! But execpt that some Missions are damn Hard its a challenging but fun launch game!
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Good.
The game happen in the "NO Airtraffic Control Day".
Everyone who had an aircraft flew just over the rocket base to see it pass.
Well, why not?
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this is a good game. especially if you want to take a break from KSP because you don't have to execute a maneuver node then burn for 23.7 seconds at the apoapsis to get a de-orbit burn on laythe or calculate your thrust/delta v to get to the moon, you just press wasd keys.
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You know you failed a cargo mission when you can't even move. I had to do complete remodel to do the SECOND cargo mission WTF!?!