Comments for Crash Test Launcher

avatar for calgarial
calgarial

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @ Nerdluver, it could just be a typo. 'U' IS right next to 'I'

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Blueagle

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a way to turn the mines on or off.

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fecc

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) There's a bug with the diablo. It won't start for me, until I launch the jet pack... Please fix it!

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slayer98567

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) great game but spikes come up at the worst times i mean im like 20000 feet at beach still got like 70mph then i land right on some spikes on the ground >_>

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Boneless

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Dude, at this speed control is irrelevant. Game needs to be slower to make control do anything.

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nerdluver

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think a lot of game designers must be borderline unliterate. Me fail english? That's unpossible. Unliterate, yeah I know.

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senfmann

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) IRON ARMOR MAN!

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master525

Aug. 23, 2010

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Jere126

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I got 28952 on my 13 launch xD :D

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drulludanni1

Aug. 23, 2010

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drulludanni1

Aug. 23, 2010

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gootfish

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) By the time you've upgraded about half way, each attempt takes like 5+ minutes. And after you've pressed 3 buttons to activate the jetpack etc, all that's left is to periodically press space. Either make jumps shorter and worth more money per metre, or add more interactivity during a jump.

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tvincent87

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) would be nice if there were a goal distance, not just see how far you can go. possibly the ability to continue if you choose, but the other games iv played like this have had a distance goal to reach and i like that because you can "beat" them. i suppose the achievements are similar in some ways but a target distance would be nice thats all

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The_Red_Square

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does the dummy bleed?

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TheZeu

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Curse you, spiky sky-balls!

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tisb0b

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the automatic pausing when I attempt to navigate away from the page is just annoying, if I want to pause the game I will do it myself.

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mordor21

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For those who are complaining the game has no "control": This game isn't all that different from many of the games already on here of the same type. I has just as much control as any other. You have a couple of items to bump you ahead, and you can control the dummy in mid-air. How is that any different from the rest of the genre? This isn't any worse or any better, it's hardly even any different. Still a good game though.

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Vegos

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Good game to pass the time, but there's some toss games I prefer out there, such as Berzerk Land and the Turtle. Still, 4.5/5.

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kilerx12

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i keep getting the pause glitch

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DeathShrimp

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The pause needs a bit of work.

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avatar for ruckus
ruckus

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The beach's music is a copy (on purpose maybe?) of one of Saosin's raps.

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lest3r

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 199999 ft. i hit a spike!

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iam007

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Falling from 950ft and not accelerating? Were did the dev learn physics?! ;) Nice game though!

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Felsetto

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, I'm also getting the pausing glitch.

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benthehutt

Aug. 23, 2010

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Omegnight

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The "I like " Fact from Facebook have 5000 !

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avatar for Felsetto
Felsetto

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I suspect that those cars didn't pass their safety tests.

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Captain_Mexico

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Alright, after about an hour with this thing I'm done. It's just getting annoying now. There's nothing interesting about it, nothing to strive for.

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avatar for Selva
Selva

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How many versions of this game do we actually need? It's just not that great a concept in the first place. Seriously, none of these things ever do anything different. It's just like the tilt the car/truck/moonbuggy/whatever game. Sheesh. I'm not giving this a rating. I'm adding this to my list of "It's unfair to rate this since I hate the genre" game types. Though seriously guys, do something new with it... *sigh*

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dirktheone

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Also i think every achievement should give you something.. There aren't many, so it should be possible ..

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avatar for Omegnight
Omegnight

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If dummies got blood it's in order to make crash test more realistic :d

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dirktheone

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) My dummy gets stuck in the car a lot! Don't downrate this, because it's a problem and should be fixed

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omgitsthepope

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) these birds are crampin my style

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tdhqtombs

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) would be much nicer if it ware actually a game, where the player has some influence. all i do is accelerate and boost the car - hit the jet-pack,penguin and no-grav-button once and the actual game is hitting the rebounce-key at the right time. there is no real interactivitity and it becomes worse and more boring the higher i upgrade. a single "crash" takes 5 minutes in which i don't even see the dummy most of the time. give the dummy some kinda of maneuverability (glider, mini-rockets, whatever), cut down the max speed and height and we might have a game, not just a (nice looking) flash-movie. i like the general graphics/animation and the overall feeling besides the mentioned flaws in gameplay. different powerups at the sceneries would be a nice touch

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avatar for hubristes
hubristes

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I had the same bug as xarfai2801. Also, I didn't like that the game paused when I clicked off the game. I'd be better if it would let me multi-task while playing the game.

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avatar for NeilSenna
NeilSenna

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would be much better if it didn't hoover up memory like a turbocharged Dyson... and that's just the menu screen, haven't even clicked the button to play it yet. Yes I do have a crap computer, but if far more advanced, large and detailed games can control their usage, this one should be able to as well.

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avatar for prodevel
prodevel

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) great sound effects! Nice, refined example of the genre.

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avatar for xarfai2801
xarfai2801

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Paused the game by opening another window. When I got back I clicked on it and the game seemed to continue, but the pause text stayed ("Game is paused. Click to resume") and none of the buttons worked.

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avatar for Omegnight
Omegnight

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Usually, crash test dummies are yellow or some sort of white !

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avatar for Hobelbruder
Hobelbruder

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) get the 10 feet achievement first because later you won't be able to get it anymore.

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avatar for Jeff1244
Jeff1244

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Nice got maps to unlock but the score to get each maps are way too much =( Actually juz when i am about to quit it says Beach unlock and i got glued to the game once again =D Hmm....The Gravity pull in outer space is same as it on EARTH!!!

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avatar for Captain_Mexico
Captain_Mexico

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Although the background is incredibly detailed, it lacks any color or clarity. It's just grey on grey, I really wish you would of put a bit more color there. Everything looks like a blur. That said, I love games like this, so I'm going to finish it :)

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avatar for Nuttyrocker
Nuttyrocker

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Do crash test dummies usually bleed ? Pretty good 4/5

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avatar for senfmann
senfmann

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) IRON-ARMOR!

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avatar for kurtismo
kurtismo

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yeah its an alright game, but i think its a bit minimilist. you could have added a few more levels and many more upgrades at better prices. Just friendly criticism mate. ;)

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avatar for AlwaysJosh
AlwaysJosh

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Very inventive game would be alot nicer if the prices of everything wasn't so high and it took a while to get something decent for the car in the first place so 4/5.

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avatar for korana365
korana365

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) great game 5/5 favorited

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avatar for RomanovX
RomanovX

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Very cool, but reminds me of the turtle launcher game a little too much. Never the less good game!

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metagamer

Aug. 23, 2010

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avatar for mezkerei
mezkerei

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) fukin awesome!

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