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Spikes! I freaking HATE spikes. Did Toss the Turtle not teach us anything? No. Spikes. And even worse, whereas in TtT the spikes didn't appear until further on, in this game they are completely random. I launched out of the car and right into a flying spike ball. GAH! Lose a point for that alone. Otherwise, not a bad version of this kind of game. 3/5
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Its just way too long, the whole flight it takes like 5 mins a flight and i'm only on the 2nd stage.,.. just like toss the turtle, way to repetitive... Friendly critisism, i perfer level lengths such as Learn to Fly (You use ur stuff then u die)
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Iron armor makes you unvulnerable to any sort of spikes.
Call you friend Super Penguin and he will help you learn to fly.
Airbag installed into your car's/bike's seat. Does it sound not logical? But it works!
Engrish in game is very excellent good! Lol, jk, great game, 5/5.
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THIS IS A BIG GLITCH: Press 2 3 or 4 and you already have the upgrades. Please fix this bug.
Also my critisism of the game lays along the same lines. Unoringinal, homerun and berzek land, toss the turtle, whatever. We've seen it before. Find a way to set yourself apart using something other than artwork. A new mechanic.
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um...oil is slick..not so much on the stops-you-dead-in-your-tracks'ness.
lack of color. lack of in air events, upgrades way expensive, 10 ft achievement impossible with upgrades. other than the total sucking of this game, well it's just dandy.
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Do you try your games before release ?
There is a huge random bug when you land it just don't bounce away and lose all the speed, it sucks
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shouldn't pause when I go out of window. distance games need a speed up or the ability to walk away when the runs take 5 minutes to finish.
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Making me pause if i click outside the game is obnoxious considering 90% of the time in the game is spent waiting for the dummy to get back onto the screen from outer space. Don't force me to sit there and look at that, especially if it's not going to unpause properly.
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i had a bad glitch i bought the lil yellow car and now it wont drive it rev's up the engine tht needs fixed im sorry i didnt get to view it all but 3/5
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before you start a comment that has you "demanding" badges... this game can not have badges until bontegames has given it kongregate API... (which is the high score system) so until you see high scored, there will be no badges. (even if you do demand it... you wont get it)
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Fun game. A couple of time the car would not move. Just squealed the tires but stayed put. No biggie. Just went to main menu and tried again.
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Gets way too repetitive. Also, the flights take too long and they're very agonizing. Also, cool it with the spikes... seriously. The colors are very bland. What were you going for there? Lighten it up a bit, please. All I'm saying is there are definite improvements to be made in this game. Please apply them. ;)
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I think this game does not reflect the title. I was hoping for a legit Crash Test player. Not another Learn How to Fly... I wanted to see a crash test where you could test a dummy in a Lambo, and get actual results while seeing a crash dummy crash and. D:
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good game, but very minimal and repetative. Just like Toss the Turtle, except 100 times smaller. 3/5. Needs improvement.
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You don't have to buy the penguin to use it! I had the basic jetback and no grav and accidentally hit "4" and the penguin came to help...
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Why spikes? Seriously, why? It's not like you can dodge them at these speeds so there's no test of skill here. My last three runs ended in aerial spikes at less than 1000. One I hit before even bouncing once.