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i sat there for about ten minutes then i looked at the comments and hit my head on the table for two times that amount of time.
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Walkthrough for this game: use the arrow keys to move to the right, use spacebar to jump twice, move to the left side, jump 3 times, then watch an episode of the simpsons, jump 10 times, and press escape. congratulations, you just beat the game!
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and here i was looking for a really good philosophical game. guess i should've seen this coming... i think i'm just mad because i sat there and jumped in the middle of the fking well for like fifteen minutes straight.
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I mean....it's clever and all...but like....way too simple to really enjoy. I just got mad at it. If you could somehow incorporate more stuffs into it, it would be a lot better. Like...make platforms and buttons and stuff that don't work, and THEN have us figure out to use the escape key. 2/5 for now because you tried.
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I spent ages just pressing buttons on the keyboard when I found the only button left was esc and when I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PRESS IT I went to read the comments when i found you could just read comments and you'll win!
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It took me half a second. HALF A SECOND.
To realize the complexity of the story. It shows that when faced with an inexplicably inescapable problem, one should simply trust their instinct. Within half a second, millions of thought processes could have entered your mind and yet such a complex trap requires simply an easy solution. This game taught me not to over-think. To be free from my own mental trappings and to simply let go. Interesting how the story's complexity showcases the simplicity of it all. Well done.
PS. Sarcasm is great.
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HINT: you cannot climb the walls. You cannot fly. You cannot climb up the bucket. Moving is pointless. It takes a single button. The answer is also obvious but completely hidden. Its not rocket science, but you may be there for some time.