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My best run ever (also first time reaching Cosmic Horror) was when I reset my game, then just played a random run with maxed-level Ballon some time later. I actually did NOTHING, and my start was decent. I got over $100,000 in that run and a whole bunch of trophy parts. So, I don't know how that happened. Result: 1196411 distance, $85456 earned, Distance Freak, etc.
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Just had a distance of over 3,150,000... THREE MILLION. It wouldn't stop and all I wanted it to do was stop. So I made it stop and missed out on a badge. Awesome. Weird request, but there's got to be a better way to make the darn geek slow down without losing all that progress...
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Learning to Glide Challenge. How rigged is this? Once you get past 50 seconds the sky is full of critters trying to launch you to Saturn. Lucky I had a good regen rate because I was smacking him down like a red-headed step child at the end.
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Fun! I was ok with no altitude meter because that was the place where the challenge came in. What I didn't like is once in awhile clicks wouldn't do anything or I'd roll instead of bounce and lose all my speed. I really liked the challenges. #5 was tough!
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Got stuck on the last Learning to Glide medal until I maximized Iron Man, and minimized Rebound Master and weapon power (including Hairy Knuckles). Still not sure if Creep Magnet is better or worse once your Rebound Master is low, but the above got me to 75 seconds without the third upgrade, so give it a try.
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You know what the most annoying sound in the world is? The spitting and mumbling music that plays while the Geek walks back. Second most annoying? That blankety-black Berzerker logo noise.
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I really enjoy 420 rektscoping this scrub and I feel a lot of that you put a lot of effort in to this game but you lose 0.1 rating because your game crashed my computer while I was getting the daily badge. 7.9/8. GG
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The existence of the altimeter in the fifth challenge makes its absence in the stadium all the more irritating; clearly the developer had coded the damn thing!
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If I had a bolt for every object my geek has gracefully soared OVER and AROUND... I mean he arcs perfectly around them like he's pole vaulting.
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Not to diss the game, but I feel like you are cheated out on hitting the creeps you encounter while traveling at fast speeds. Because im pretty sure I hit more than 1 or two creeps while traveling at 500+ /:
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And the geek is back to normal. Only happened in the first game I played after getting the Gold in the Guess Who challenge.
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Hmmm. I think someone in the dev's office changed a setting that instead of being attracted to the ground, my geek is attracted to the sky. I'm at over 1 million distance, have reached the "end", have attempted to slow him down by whacking him, and no luck. He's just a fireball bouncing along.
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Why did Kongregate have to pick a time-consuming badge to be badge of the day? So much grinding. I might just skip this one.
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Right now, my nerd is constantly becmoing a ball of fire at a high speed. i havbe done the impossible, and maybe broke the game. XD
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soooo i think i glitched or something. i cant slow down and ive been traveling over 200k. i only bought corn, and barely had any upgrades. still going over 500..
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After about 3 runs I somehow managed to hit the geek so hard that he never stopped flying even after 6 minutes he's at a constant speed of 500-600 and its not dropping even without me doing anything.
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The derpy noises are super annoying and make it difficult to play with sounds on. I don't know if this this is supposed to be insulting Geeks, ironic, or what. Also feels like its designed grindy to get folks to pay up.
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I absolutely love this game, BUT, once you've gotten all the badges you just stop playing because it's just too much grinding to even be remotely fun. It takes far too long before you're going to get what you need to get to the cosmic horror, unless you pay real money, but who in his right mind is going to pay money for a game he's already finished?
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Grinding at its absolutely worst.
When you get one good hit and get a good distance, level up and buy something new to hit the geek with, yet the next hit is 1/3 of the previous distance, the game is just too inconsistent.
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Really awful execution of this type of game. Far too grindy to even be remotely fun. Leveling and progression take way too long. Leveling individual characters feels more like a hinderance than help because you get your skills set for a character and then have to change it out because they max out so quickly. Skill points are awarded too slowly because leveling is so drug out. There are too many attributes on weapons and items to keep track of and no explanations other than in the skill tree. I've played many games like this and loved them to the point of playing them for weeks on end. Been playing this one all day and it's felt like a chore. I've made no progress whatsoever and have yet to find anything within the game that feels like a purpose or goal. It fails on every level.