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I've already got the shiny, perhaps I'd keep grinding if it didn't simply pass through the airborne creeps half the time. 1/5
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Wow, just spent the better part of a day getting the badge of the day. I hate Berzerk Studios... I hope that no one gives them money!
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Gee, I wonder if there are any bonuses I could get if I downloaded the mobile version, liked them on Facebook, and/or spent kongregate kreds? It sure would be nice if they weren't so secretive about all the possible incentives I could get by spending money in order to unlock a game that isn't ridiculously gimped at the start. Maybe they could remind me every 30 seconds?
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How do you make this fatso stop? I launched him and apparently got it at the most perfect angle and strength because he won't slow down. It's the 5th time I've launched him and I'm already nearing 1 million distance.
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This game is a harder version of Burrito Bison, with less money, worse grammar, and less instruction. On the plus side, I'm always up for an upgrades games (levels are a happy bonus) and the characters are ridiculous and funny. I don't think that makes up for the negatives, though... O.o
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Wow, it's amazing how many things in the air you juuuuuust soooooooo happen to miss when the sky is filled with a 5hit storm of them them. And then when you hit the ground, you hit something that just so happens to be there, vastly lowering your speed and height.
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That's enough of that :/ this game is soooo bloody boring and the badge of the day should NOT be on this game, it is NOT worth it.
1/5, I hope they actually throw this game out to the curb.
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What a grind. I kept going for the challenges (and the kongpanion cred) but when your third and fourth challenges were just duplicates of the game I was trying to take a break from and the experience gain was minor, I had enough. I was grinding in the game, I was not going to grind for a challenge. This game is just a money grab and I have to wonder if all your games are this way.
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I almost forgot to come to this game today. Thank God I didn't or I would have spent six hours of my day for virtually nothing.
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i feel like the achievement should have just been to get to the icy catastrophe, that still sucks enough, but to get to the nuclear apocalypse!? So many hours wasted
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HA. So, I've found some bug where my geek goes from meteor to cannon over and over again. I'm currently at 100,000ft and have completed most of the game as soon as I spent the unlimited amount of screws I'm getting xD I was level 7 before this launch!
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Not very good at all, loads of spelling mistakes, inconsistent gameplay, takes way too long to earn money, and just when you are on a roll, the game seems to slow you down, trying to force players to put real money into the game is a big no-no. Also, the game blatantly cheats by not letting you use your power hits sometimes. FIXED BY DEVS TO TRY AND FORCE YOU TO PUT REAL MONEY INTO THE GAME! AVOID!
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It's definitely a fun, fast-paced game, but the pay-to-win system really ruins it for me because it was obvious that if I didn't, it would take me a looooong time to get any substantial distances. It wasn't until around Level 13 when I felt like I was actually making progress. It's a good game, but it's a money grab and an obvious one at that. 4/5
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What a terrible grind. I can enjoy a free game with bad graphics and sound I have to mute if it is fun. The worst thing about this game is the game-play. I've played maybe 20 launch games. They aren't my favorite genre, but his is the worst of the bunch. There's very little skill / user input that matters after a launch. The flashy graphics make it hard to see the play-field, and the sound effects are super screechy at the lowest volume. I'd rather play my own headbanging thrash than this music. On top of that, they are CHARGING people for bad art unlocks and faster progress. No excuse for that.
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Didn't even bother loading the game. The comments about how bad the grind was decided your fate. 1/5 until you get rid of your ability to use Kreds.
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It feels so good when you bash the chubby dude in the air. Mostly cuz' he always says bad stuff about you. Hope he craps his pants in space if I bash him that hard! >:D
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[BUG] just froze the game by hitting a missile button and an alien at the same time... if dev still checks the comments here, please fix this
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Since it is ok to glorify grungy garbage punks killing "geeks" (the people who invent everything new) for no reason at all, the next few Berzerk Ball games will be exploring new territory. BB3 will feature men beating their wives to death. BB4 will have parents killing their children for no reason. BB5 pays homage to all the Jew killing throughout history and you can get Hitler on your team. BB6 takes you back to the glory days of the South so you can kill your slaves and it spans some history since your team has plantation owners and clansmen. BB7 moves us up to the 80s by giving you a chance to kill homosexuals for being who they are.
How did it become OK in a kid's game website to promote and profit from hate crimes? Especially when geek bashing really happens throughout the lives of many people. Everyone please click the "flag" button!
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"1. do the riddler trophies. you can get 3 decent equipment pretty early 2. don't spend ANY MONEY until you get enough for Balck Rabbit's Foot (36k) 3. skill order: hairy knuckles>creep magnet>rebound master>iron man>greasy stuntman 4. only do Hell Raiser (try to hit the guy just before he touches the ground) 5. do challenges as they become available (get at least silver medals)." I DID THIS AND I GOT THE BADGE! Took me 6 hrs but I did it at level 19. Would have probably Also get gold if you can the team mates help a lot. Also emphasis on saving up for that 36k item, in the mean time just use items from the forge & items you get from those spiders creeps