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1st mate:Sir lets active all the weapons right now he will stand no chance
Cpt:No...once we get hurt enough we will make the cannons stronger
Mate:w-what?
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oh boy i beat this boss (mom walks in):"ARAANGDAAL COME IN HERE AND SUCK MY C0CK!!!!" ok just let save my progress wait...no NO NOO!!!!!!!!!! (add a save button cmon!)
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What kind of place is this?! Even if you go out for a nice sunset cruise you can't go five feet without being attacked by pirates and sharks!
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It would be better if you could upgrade the ship more and get more slots in order to max out everything; it gets a bit boring once I've maxed out weapon and fire rate and filled up the other slots and are just blasting your way through everything with about 20,000 gold and nothing worthwhile to spend it on.
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"The first thing one asks of an adventure story is that the adventure should be various and exciting...Tolkien, err berserk studios is unflagging." wait... that's a book review...
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I got completely annihilated after the first time I beat the 3rd boss, I was too busy celebrating to dodge his cheap shot.
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slightly boring after a while.... around $590 starting cash - maybe more diverse bosses??! OR LESS ANNOYING ONES!?? ∆ - the illuminati is real !
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On boss 2 submarine: sir there apears to be a ship killing things we could easyly wipe him out what should we do. captain: spin in circles adn throw our eyball things at him!
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if you press space as soon as game starts you can buy things and move around. i thought i wouldn't die like this so i tried it. i made it past the 1st boss without looking. but some how you could die like that so i must have gotten extremely lucky.
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...AWESOME!!! maybe a plot? but brilliant game play. it would be good for different scenes like a war? but thats just me... :-I
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i right click putted game on low then putted game on high at menu and my computer had secret chuck norris fist bult inside and then come out and hitted me in the face
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Whoever is the captain of this ship is a) A complete utter and undeniable badass
b) Is welcome to my captains longue
c) I want this guy in my fleet and so do you
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beat the last boss on the last stage, was having my ship dance around while it died, was so happy, one life left, then it shot me and i died.
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I Like posting multiple comments on one game =D
I Just killed the 3rd boss, i was like YES! MOM I DID IT! I DIIIDD IIIITTT!
But then, **** got real.