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Let me release you from your eternal suffering, all staff making this game. yes, we do read your credit, and we all knew that you designed, programmed, hunted, tamed, crushed and ate the game =)
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~You, after the first playthrough~
U: Ahh...my head. It feels like I was blown up with my ship by flying red balls...
First Mate: Sir, we're ready for orders.
U: W-..Wait, whats this huge stack of gold doing at my feet?
First Mate: No time Sir. Sharks!!
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first time on boss number three, one life left... well that was lucky! :D
ohh crap! but i just killed you!
so close...
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Fun game, but third play through got boring. I defeated the final boss three times before giving my $14K of ill gotten gains to some other up-coming pirate figure.
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(on boss 3's ship) Captain: HAHAHA! NOW WE HAVE THIS SCARY GHOST SHIP, THAT TINY SHIP DOESNT HAVE A CHANCE! FIRE THE CANNONS! Mate: why dont you use the bombs? Captain: Ohhhh i sold 'em. Mate: Wait... What? Captain: YUST FIRE THE CANNONS! (some minutes later) Mate: Captain! they are winning again! Captain: NO WAY! PUT THE SHIP ON FIRE Mate: Wait, What?! Captain: YUST DO IT!
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take your mouse off of the screen for about one minute and this photo (lacch the pirate) will show up. keep it off of the screen until it says " ill give you some free gold if you come back. Aight? " then click the screen again for an achievement with bonus 50 gold and some extra
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I would greatly prefer keyboard controls... the mouse control makes me die whenever the mouse scrolls of the screen...
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u know the magnet thing is awesome i bought the 2nd and 3rd flag and the magnet made the money just follow me all the money that i can see in the screen just came to me now i can evade bullets and the money will come on its own......... awesomeeee!!!
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~Boss 2~
Captain: Hahah! Now we have a submarine! That tiny ship won't stand a chance! Load the cannons!
E.O.: Sir, can't we just torpedo it out? We have a giant spinning shield-
Captain: Nonsense! We go the old fashion way. Spin in circles to confuse em and shoot straight ahead, simple really.
E.O.: And you removed the torpedo bay for a row of cannons...why?
Captain: JUST LOWER THE SHIELDS AND SHOOT THE CANNONS!!!
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i was moving in to get teh cash that falls out after each boss, little did i know a bigger ship would come out of the 3rd boss's wreckage...
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By doing the infinite mode longer, is it possible to continue raising the starting gold with new highscores? My start gold is at $3,615 now, which seems like an odd number for a max, but getting a few new highscores doesn't seem to be changing it anymore either.
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Please please please could you increase the maxium number of times you can upgrade the ship. I would love to be able to get more inventory slots so as to max out all of the attributes! Great replayability on this game. 5/5
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Im i the only one who thinks ther is an eror(unless the game is made so :p) The maximum number of live you can get is 7 but when you get under 4 the max number of lifes you can get back is 4?
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LOL! Click off the screen to get free gold from Laaach! Wait a few seconds after you click and Laaach will give you free gold if you come back!
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Aargh! Died on last shot of final boss, now I don't know if there's anything just beyond that and I have to play through and see....
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Me: Awesome! FINALLY beat the last boss! *hobbles over to check for loot* Wow this is taking longer than usua.....FUUUUUUU!