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(on boss 2's ship) "Sir! they have sunk our ship!" "NO matter we still have the dutchman's curs!" Yes! well? what are your orders captain? " we will fire in a random pattern wasting about 6 cannonballs per shot BUT this time we will follow them " "but captain..." "I SAID SHOOT 6 CANNONBALLS PER SHOT!"
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(3rd boss)enemy captian;alright! lets move all our cannons to 1 side and shoot randomly while moveing back and fourth when we can easily be targeted!you: alright they are cautous here! alright lets do this!enemy captian:alright lets not be cautous cause we will win :D*3rd boss loooses* enemy crew:we're sinking! enemy captian:no whe're not!*ship transforms into a golden ship with a skull on top* alright lets constantly aim at the tiny frigate there and hopefully take it down even though its the fastest...strongest in firepower and fire rate,and has the richest crew and a good magnet...while we're doing that lets move around the map and ttry to make a whirlpool that has failed 100974 centuries and 7 days witch we have lived 100974 centuries and 6 days...you:alright we can do this..we can do THIS...we CAN DO THIS...WE CAN DO THIS(if you win) we did it >:D we're rich!...oh noez D: there is a giant fleet of newbies comeing!(if you loose) yes we can do this!...we cant do this!...
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So why are there floating eyes on boss number 2 says me. I steal the eyes of sea monsters and put them around my ship with magic! Arghhh boss says. Oh.. Okay your a freaky dude who loves eyes am i right? says me. IM GONNA KILL YOU says boss
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Lol pause the game, theres a guy who does funny stuff. if you wait a while when you begin the game for the first time and pause, he gives you money
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Ugh, needs a difficulty option, I am not that insanely fast with my reactions that I can dodge 20 cannonballs at once and I doubt that many people are.
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Why do sharks do as much damage as cannonballs? are ship builders seriously that bad at building ships that a shark can put a massive hole in it in a single blow?
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Tip for the second boss, you need a decent speed ship so you can dodge stuff, it seems obvious after finally realizing a fully offence geared ship doesn't work
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heh i first destroyed the final boss, put my ship on what i thought was to tear to pieces. only one anchor left and BAM, damn thing transformed to something better and died again. FIVE/FIVE!
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ONLY problem is it's way too easy. I don't know about most other people but beating the final boss five times in a row without ever going below three lives gets pretty boring. Maybe if the boss dropped you a life and that's it, you have to not get hit again until the next time you beat him if you want more, lol. Anyway, otherwise the first play through gets a 5/5 from me.
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After months of playing I finally got the hard achievement. Got to level 5 then ended up beating the Thunder 5 times. Hell of a fun game :D
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( 2nd bosses's ship) Crew: Sir we have raised the sheilds. Captain: Good now make it grow then shrink again and again. Crew: But sir, the boat will slide tru the sheals and destroy us. Captain: DO YOU DARE DESPISE ME? Crew:NO SIR even if you are a retard) Capatin: I HEARD THAT
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Sir, our battleship has found a another ship, should we kill him wih full strength?" "Why would we do that? We got out failure ship disguise!" "This Captain has the worst Captain..." I'M FEEDING YOU TO THE MECHANICAL SHARKS!" "NOOOOOOOOooo....
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There is a bug. While playing I clicked out to another window for a bit and when I came back all my upgrades were gone but my gold remaining and progress was the same.
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THE MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO SCEWER YE BONES WITH MY SCURVY SWORD! it fits so well with the game that it's scary, this game is amazing, only thing i would change is the pattern of the boss's bullets... after a few games it becomes very predictable so it isn't hard enough YE SCURVY DAWG
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Am I the only one who managed to finish the game with no begin bonuses ? I kicked the cookie and restarted Firefox to do it.
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Oh, one more hint for endless mode (because this game is THAT awesome!): Once you have a fully decked-out ship and the five best items, the last thing you should do is sacrifice something (I'd choose speed) so you can get maximum firepower. This will make a *big* difference. Not only do you demolish most of the big ships before they can fill the screen with bullets (by far the biggest danger in endless mode), but extra lives also show up more frequently. If you can do this before you face the final boss, that's even better.