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1Me: HAHA DIE FIRST BOSS! *COuple hours later* Haha i beat da game :D wait whats AHHHH Thunder: YOU WILL PAY FOR DESTROYING ME
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Good game. Unfortunately, and I swear this on whatever is most important to you, EVERY time I get to a boss a customer walks up. Late at night or at 3:10 in the morning, doesn't matter. Why?
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It's not hard to beat as long as you stick around to get a bunch of starting money and buy income items first, but getting the badge is just frustrating. You rely entirely on random drops to get lives back, and it seems like you only ever get more lives if you're low on health. (I've never gotten an extra life when I had 4 or more already in tow.) This makes it frustrating, since you can't stock up at all, and when you're low on health you still rely entirely on luck to get any anchors back.
Oh, and money is entirely worthless once you get everything you need, but you have to keep money items to get a high score. If you could buy anchors at all, (Even if it were like 5000 gold for one anchor,) it'd be nice.
Still, a fun game.
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I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but I just CANNOT beat this game. I'm top level and everything. does anyone have any final tips for that last boss?
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LOL "You defeated final boss without getting hit" Had 1 health left, thought it was over then BOOM he turns into mega boss with me not paying attention, dead :/
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1st mate:Sir lets active all the weapons right now he will stand no chance
Cpt:No...once we get hurt enough we will make the cannons stronger
Mate:w-what?
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oh boy i beat this boss (mom walks in):"ARAANGDAAL COME IN HERE AND SUCK MY C0CK!!!!" ok just let save my progress wait...no NO NOO!!!!!!!!!! (add a save button cmon!)
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What kind of place is this?! Even if you go out for a nice sunset cruise you can't go five feet without being attacked by pirates and sharks!
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It would be better if you could upgrade the ship more and get more slots in order to max out everything; it gets a bit boring once I've maxed out weapon and fire rate and filled up the other slots and are just blasting your way through everything with about 20,000 gold and nothing worthwhile to spend it on.
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"The first thing one asks of an adventure story is that the adventure should be various and exciting...Tolkien, err berserk studios is unflagging." wait... that's a book review...
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I got completely annihilated after the first time I beat the 3rd boss, I was too busy celebrating to dodge his cheap shot.
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slightly boring after a while.... around $590 starting cash - maybe more diverse bosses??! OR LESS ANNOYING ONES!?? ∆ - the illuminati is real !
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On boss 2 submarine: sir there apears to be a ship killing things we could easyly wipe him out what should we do. captain: spin in circles adn throw our eyball things at him!
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if you press space as soon as game starts you can buy things and move around. i thought i wouldn't die like this so i tried it. i made it past the 1st boss without looking. but some how you could die like that so i must have gotten extremely lucky.