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This one's a game I keep coming back to off and on. It's an interesting mixed bag of stuff, but an enjoyable one nonetheless. First up, the good bits: The story is self-aware enough to sell the package in that "lol random" kinda way (as was the state of the Internet back then, see also Stick Figures On Crack, The Laser Collection and asdfmovie), the level design is nice in a self-contained Metroidvania kinda way, the guns all feel nice and the music is kickin'. However, this is let down by frustrating enemy placement, a somewhat limited camera, and the fact that enemies can move and shoot through impassable terrain. I reckon that had there been a few tweaks to these this game would be near-perfect. As it stands, it's flawed, but good.
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First badge 2011, now finished all badges and best bet is 5000$ CHAOS laser gun and 6000$ shield 7. With laser you can do "wallhack" and with it final level is easy peasy, even the boss itself.
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I can do a whole bunch of stuff but I die after getting hit twice. I must have been made by a genius to only give me two lives and send 10 flying bugs at me with only 4 bullets in my gun.
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In my opinion, the cheapest premium weapon is the best weapon in the game, a combination of shotgun and tri-shot wipes out everything easily. Plus you can just get without paying by just getting diamonds from achievements.
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After years of trying to get the badges for this game, over three different computers, I do NOT understand why it is SO laggy... Unplayable, 1/5. Sorry.
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yeah thanks for letting me exit before im ready -- then he realizes this game is older than trumps testosterone shots