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A mind-blowingly good entry into the 'send dude flying for maximum distance' genre in fun, style, and humor, but after Toss the Turtle I find myself wishing this one would have more variety in aerial obstacles. No instant-death obstacles is really sweet, on the other hand.
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I spent the whole game juuuuuust barely missing the power ups.
You know what? I dont even care. Epic freakin game! This girl pounds the @#%$ out of theis poor nerd, and it's all worthwhile :D
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It shouldn't take 3 minutes to watch one launch. Compared to say, the landscapes of Burrito Bison Revenge, this 'Berzerk Land' is a pretty dull place, and so watching the fat nerd fly through it for three minutes is really tedious. Would be a much better game if the process went two or three times faster, or if there was more to actually look at on screen. This is a chore of a game.
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How do I get three power smashes to be able to get the badge? I can only get two and I fully upgraded the one that benefits how many power smashes you get.
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After Playing Toss The Turtle, Homerun in Berzerk Land, and Maybe Learn to Fly (might count) I Believe there should be a Launch Game Genre......
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After trying a lot of configurations, I find using Marcus, the Fat Bottle, Gold Ring, and Welding Mask is consistently good. Yes, it not as much stats, but that 100% extra cannon helps. They not only hold your speed, but add to it and allow you to correct your direction and keep horizontal. I also find going full power horizontally more effective than the 45º if you're going for the hard badge. If you can get around 300,000 yards without using any of your Power shots, You're pretty much home free, because you're going to need them for 600k-700k. Hope this helps!
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For 3 power smashes, it took me 9 points in accuracy(middle skill) with Marcus. I wasn't able to reach 3 power smashes with Etienne. Although using a different weapon with 1 point in accuracy might change that.
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Not terrible I guess, but the upgrade system is very meager compared to similar games, and trying to control the geek while he is midair is virtually useless.
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got the hard badge, over 1 million feet, went downstairs, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, went to friends house, come back home,back upstairs, geek is still walking balk!
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Wow... think about it maybe this geek IS some kind of superhero. i mean how else do you think he can take all this abuse
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@JamesmanX, well, I agree, but look on the bright Side! At least you don't HAVE to pay money to enjoy the game fully. Yep, I'm looking at YOU, fizzy!
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The whole time the geek was saying "The clods are shaped like hamburgers lolz" I thought he was just joking, or his case of tunnel vision was so bad he saw hamburgers. After two hours of playing, I finally noticed that some of the clouds ARE shaped like hamburgers! xD
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Evilhen88
Oct. 31, 2011
Why does he walk back? If someone hit me 13,000 feet with a fly swatter I wouldn't go back to them for more... (dukejacob2 ikr
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Wait a sec... I think it would be better if we upgraded the guy too i mean like get some punds (or tons) off him would be a good idea! Try giving him a jet pack or a bouncy butt, now lets see how that multiplies the distance!
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Ahhh! I just wish life was like this, I earn money for damaging/abusing/killing people and nobody cares instead they just cheer for how high i can throw that guy..
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Lol i did a killer shot that sent my guy up soooo high! he went 0 meters so when he fell he went BOMF! someone get the nuke!
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Okay, okay. I hit easily the 700000 feets using Marcus with: Metal Bracers, Walkman, Red Headband (forgot name) and Ice sword. Hitted the geek straight horizontal at max power (OH CRAP, AT LV 15 I DID IT! (max str, and accuracy, and some control to speed him pressing > button.), and used the 8 extra slashs to let him go faster, and faster. Just need a bit of luck (2 tries for me), because cannons, and the punch chuck norris robot is needed too. My Extra blos was over at 650000 feets, and 1 cannon + punch was enough to finish him off. + to keep this alive.
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WOW this geek is tough he was first power shot then rocket Lanched THEN hit by a guy with an over-sized fist THEn became a fireball THEN lost a lot of blood and still went back to the guy hitting him!
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I can't even count how many times that nerd hit something JUST when I was about to take a swing at him, making me waste all of my swings. GREAT.
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I saw that the shotgun doesn't include ammo. (+) if you thought it was worth it to send them 1000 dollars and a tuna sandwich via air mail for the ammo......It was.....