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Gotta feel sorry for the geek... he finally gets to talk to a girl but then she hits him 92000 feet with a baseball bat!
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Great game, a lot of fun leveling up and watching the geek fly. Here are some tips for getting a 1M+ distance: 1. The initial hit should be at 45 degrees with max power. 2. Save your Power Smashes for when the geek is almost about to stop, this way it's easier to hit the geek AND you get a much greater distance than unloading them all at the start. 3. If you get in a cannon, fire it at quite a shallow angle (very horizontaly) this way you get a really good horizontal speed and you're more likely to hit berzerkers which will increase your speed even more. (If you're interested when I got my 1M+ score I was using Ballon with the Frost Sword equipped with the Walkman (just do achievements to get the diamonds), the Beer Bunk Helmet and the Tapes Barcer (supposed to be "Bracer"?) which gave me strength 24, accuracy 22 and control 17 along with 8 power smashes.). You also need a bit of luck.
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I went ahead and purchased Hell Sword and Dino Smasher. here are the stats for each. Hell Sword: +62 +6 +6 +6. Dino smasher +85 +24 -6 -6. Vote this comment up so people know what they're buying.
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saffi2013 is right
Ninja Headband too. Those boost tools are important because the cannon don't shoot toward 700.000 feet, you will need a lot of luck and help and try to not miss those power smashes. In my case cannons and berzerkers helped me a lot.
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lets start with criticisms, all the text is a terrible font and too small, the pacing is too damn slow i'm 10 hits in and I've only made $151 and thats because i got one lucky hit, and last but not least i've never understood why based on your audience especially on online flash game sites why you'd simultaneously take the piss out of 'nerds' but also essentially base the game around 'nerdy' fan service and shit...
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This is going to be the game of the day tomorrow??? Omg, Kongregate is messing with us by putting these two awful games in a row.
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No, what is particularly displeasing is the fact that you buy multiple items to find that you can only use one, What a waste of money. OH.....and Auto-forward.....i could tape my right button down for free.
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After A LOT of grinding, i finally got the hard badge with marcus at lvl 17 using frost sword, gold ring, fat bottle and beer bunk helmet.
Just space out power shots and only use them when the geek slows down. I do not recommend obsessing over in game trophies as crystals are part of a cash grub sceme and you can do without crystal unlocked items
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Equipment include "helmet", "glove/bracer" and "accessory/belt" category..other than "weapon". This means that you can equip 3 items and 1 weapon. Personally I feel that for belt, walkman (+5 to all stats) is a must. At low level, i used stud bracer (+15% gold & xp, +1 +1 +2). When I was able to get one of the last 2 weapons (I chose frost sword +4 +4 +4 for balance but doesn't really matter I guess), I switched to leather bracer (+50% Mines and Mechanical Commandos, -1 +2 0). I equipped beer bunk helmet (Auto forward - getting lazy and sleepy by then, +2 +1 +1). With these equipment I hit beyond 1mil mark at lvl 15 (max max 6)...this may not be the best combination but hope this helps anyone trying to get the hard badge faster.
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Lol, reached 310k with a flyswatter thanks to a double coincidence, the geek got into a cannon than ran into a berserker once launched. Then he kept on landing on bugs and mines after that. :D
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It's pathetic that so many people don't get the genre: Launch games. They think they are copying other games, but really ir's a genre of games.
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spent 3h trying to get 700k suddenly double poer hit into cannon then WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 1,276,896ft I love cannons
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Fun game, got the hard badge by getting 250 diamonds to use walkman, get the bee boaster and the 10k sword weapon, keep the first hit very low, with the bees i got to 400k without even using my first power smash! Much bigger scores come from levelling up alot to get the stats up, was happy to get about 1 million distance being at level 15.
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I don't know how I did this glitch, but it was pretty entertaining. If you have power smashes left and let the geek stop rolling in front of you (he's such an easy target bouncing only a few feet high any normal person would hit him) he once came to a stop in front of me and started walking back with my character still charging in front of him like he was going to power smash him. On a whim I went to hit him, and it was similar to the power smash! It didn't have the reaction, but he swung at him and hit him, then when he was walking back, he was tilted back diagonally! So funny!
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605 diamonds obtainable in game... 2/6 items take more than 605 diamonds... 3/3 weapons take more than 605 diamonds... NOT COOL GUYS
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I love the game. It's extremely fun. But I don't like the fact that they MAKE you have to buy in-game diamonds to get ALL the items.
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Um I dont know if this is supposed to happen or not but I hit the geek so high (23,00 ft) he came straight down totally vertical and smashed into the ground. It stopped my run and while the geek was walking back, he was still on fire like he does when he comes out from space.
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i wonder how the hitter can keep up with the geek that must be going at like 350 km/h just to do a power smash. Now that's running
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It would be nice if items told you which "inventory slot" they use. One can guess by the name but sometimes that does not work out.