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I fail to understand what draws people to these games. It's a freemium game that has been duplicated many times. Not to mention it's boring due to constant grinding
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way too slow a grind for money, and diamonds are useless until end game which is waaay too far away
The humour is new but the gameplay is so broken that it's not funny
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Wow, this game came out 7 years ago and I got all 3 badges back then. It was getting praises as a wonderful game back then, but compared to current games people don't like this game nearly as much it seems.
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Hard badge hints:
1) You can equip three items: one hat, one arm brace and one belt.
2) Make sure one of those items has auto-forward and at least one has a bouncy item multiplier. I used Beer Bunk Helmet, Leather Bracer, and Champion Belt.
3) Save $$$ and get a good sword. I suggest getting the auto-forward item of your choice first because it will net you more money.
4) You don't need to max your stats. I maxed control but not accuracy or strength.
5) If you don't have Flash's reflexes, let the geek bounce a few times before attempting a power smash, but don't let him bounce without hitting a boost item more than 4 times or you'll run past him.
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I wonder, if he runs miles, can pass supersonic speeds without having his skull bashed in from impact, why doesn't he just play football?
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I've never understood the appeal of these games. The player seems superfluous. Try to hit right and maybe you'll get a lucky run when one of the random things you see for half a second launches the "ball" another 30,000 feet. Hope in vain that the flight is entertaining. You'd think it would be, but it isn't really.
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The fact that 75% of the diamond upgrades REQUIRE you to spend kreds (someone may correct me if I'm wrong) is quite annoying, I'm not going to spend money on unknown things. I enjoy the game but it would also be quite good if you could change characters without refreshing the page.
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I like to think that this is a reoccuring nightmare that the geek has, each one slightly different, and we're seeing it how he sees it. All the characters are roleplaying characters that he's invented and now they're seeking revenge for what he's made them do.
Or he's gone to Geek Hell for constantly cheating at roleplay.
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Why doesn't save and quit work? I need to refresh since the browser is all bogged down, but I am not feeling like starting all over again.
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On behalf of all the nerds, I must say this game is an outrage. The concept of slinging a nerd as far as you can is clearly a prejudiced, hateful message that should not be continued. I rate this game 0/5 because of its violence to my brethren, and I will be reporting the authors to th--*WHACK!* AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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@KaceeA: There IS a trophy, but it is for hitting 100 bees, not 10 of them. So you'll have to play longer, but it is possible to prove you met the requirements for the badge at least.
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1/5 because kreds
Every game with kreds will not get a higher rating from me!
It is ok if you can buy the items with longer grinding, bit not if it is totally impossible without paying...
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how is the geek so fat but he has to walk so long to go back to the people? wtf hed have to be fitter than arnold at this point
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I didn't think it was possible to make a more repetitive and boring game than Geek Punt or Smash or whatever the prequel was called. . . Clearly I was wrong. Very very wrong.