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Not only does air control force you to hold D for the duration of a launch to maximize distance, there's an item you can waste in-game currency on to hold it down for you. If you have to include an item to solve such an unnecessary inconvenience, just remove the feature altogether.
There's also not much incentive to spend Kreds for diamond items when the stats are hidden until purchase; micro-transactions are bad enough without making them mysteries. If you want people to support you monetarily, give them options they can actually see to decide whether they're worth purchasing.
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Got the Hard Badge with Denize level 13 (21,14,13) equipped with Frost Sword, Fat Bottle, Gold Ring and Beer Bunk Helmet.
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easy way to get ingame acheivement "I'll be waiting", just aim straight up at min power and you get it really quickly
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Looks like a poor man's Toss the Turtle. The geek's poses as he bounces off the ground closely match those of the turtle.
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way too slow a grind for money, and diamonds are useless until end game which is waaay too far away
The humour is new but the gameplay is so broken that it's not funny
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Its basically a worse version of Toss the Turtle and with shit microtransactions, fantastic. Don't bother playing this unless its for Badge of the Day.
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Wow, this game came out 7 years ago and I got all 3 badges back then. It was getting praises as a wonderful game back then, but compared to current games people don't like this game nearly as much it seems.
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I tried to get the botd and I am sure I hit more than ten bees, but since I couldn't find a statistics page, I could not get the badge. Please, help me out if you know any better thanks :)
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How the hell is there a badge that both is not reporting, and has NO way of proving it was earned without doing TEN TIMES what the badge is? Seriously, I cant find a statistics page ANYWHERE, and the only way to prove I've hit ten bees is to hit ONE HUNDRED to earn a trophy! What is wrong with these developers!?
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lets start with criticisms, all the text is a terrible font and too small, the pacing is too damn slow i'm 10 hits in and I've only made $151 and thats because i got one lucky hit, and last but not least i've never understood why based on your audience especially on online flash game sites why you'd simultaneously take the piss out of 'nerds' but also essentially base the game around 'nerdy' fan service and shit...
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This is really boring... The cash-flow is pathetic, and air control seems meaningless (but now I have to hold D to "play" more efficiently).