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lawl, lokist cant do math. 700,000 - 697,069 =\= 1000. its actually about 3000. Go crappy elementary schools! btw, 4/5 on the game.
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I ask a question and mention a bug and fanboy down vote me? ... Hmmm. Ok 1/5 stars: I had to fully level up, lots of grind, had to get lucky and blind fanboys.
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I've gotten to the point where I just shoot and go play a different game on Kong, then look back to shoot myself out of a cannon. Getting to level 20 is boring...
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Tips for the game: 1) Buy the Wallet Belt (First Page of Items), Stud Bracelet (2nd Page of Items), and Winged Headband (3rd Page) for the +45% XP/Gold per Flight 2) Try to aim at 45 degrees (The little white area) - Killer shot for getting full power which is always nice and cool to see the graphic pop up. 3) Once you get extra swings, basically bounce the geek up as it gets near the ground you will see a "Power Smash!" graphic, which means your timing was right. It's better if you don't let the geek bounce on the ground at all because there is less slow down but if it helps to get the achievements, let him bounce so you get all the power-smashes down on the first try at least. 4) Basically Holding Right as you fly should be a given, try to max your power and power-smashes first before you worry about the manual control stat. 5) Oh yea remember to click the sponsor's link to get +25 Diamonds (You need every single one eventually to have everything available to you.
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I also find it interesting that even though the protagonist is beating the **** out of a "nerd"(that doesn't look like a nerd at all), most people that play online flash games are nerds.