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Guy: Oh man did you see that monster destroy all of them in one line!?
Guy: Of course I did but he wasn't aiming for us. Just keep going!
(Monster blasts the crud out of the humans)
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Guy 1: I see that Timmy, Johnny, and Bobby just got eaten by that huge monster. I still think we should keep going. You think so? Guy 2: Nah, Imma go climb that bomb ladder. Guy 1: Alright, Good Luck. (They both die)
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It's probably just me, but it keeps on getting stuck after I turn of all sound. It asks me if it can store info on my cpu, and it doest click.
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Human 1: There's a trap shooting antimatter at us with an advanced AI, let's just keep walking, maybe it won't notice if we act casual.
Human 2: The ladder is rigged with mines, might as well climb it anyway.
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I did not know I had a monster fetish... until I met Jennifer. I'm not sure how you got past the censors with this. HOT
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ok, guys... let's just charge at that chest, the on that we don't even know what's inside, and try not to get eaten by that huge monster we don't even care about killing... because that's how we roll:P
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this game is pretty fun i wanted the expansion pack cost lest so i could play wit 3 other monsters i also wanted to be more devices and traps
exept that everthings fine i rate 9\10
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Deaglemaster yo mama so poor when she walks around the street with one shoe someone says "Did you lose a shoe" and she said "No I found one!" plus if you hate deagle!
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Oh you bastards. You knew the only reason I was playing was to see Jennifer. You guys suck. This was a great concept, but terrible execution. By wave 15 I was bored. The last 15 are so insanely tedious. It's just the same damn thing over and over and over. Those stupid wizards had a huge amount of health also. But the biggest problem is the lag. The further you get, the more is going on and the more it lags. Great company, good idea, very tedious and terrible game.
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I really hate this damn game. The waves get to be so long, there are so many damn enemies, then on Wave 20 there's the Wizard f*cker who can't be killed. There's no way to deal with all the hundreds of enemies, the invincible wizard and those stupid lava submarines all at the same time. And you never make enough money to upgrade the doom chest. I love Berzerk but I hate this game.
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WOW... Jennifer... a beautiful, blue, guishing, brain with 4 eyeballs, puple tentacles, and all topped off with a pink ribbon! Who came up with these monsters huh?