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me: "welp, honey im off to work."
waifu "dont forget your bag of 50 quadrillion bullets, anvils, knives, bombs, and rocks!"
me:" oh! how could i forget that of all things!"
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when stomping on bugs just wasent enough.......get the rpg and blow those things up.......or maybe the minigun yah lets use the mini gun to kill ebery thing :D
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Me: "Yay, I finally got the nuke! This is going to be epic!" (throws nuke)
"Wtf why is it not exploding? Was this some sort of joke? Ah, well. Haha, give me a real explosion next time." (switches over to lightning) "OH SH" (boom
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Day 1: The new neighbor must have gone insane, he's throwing rocks at the ground for no apparent reason. Day 2: RUN!!!!! HE'S GOT A GUN, earth, move, run ground! Day 3: He has a knife and keeps repeating the phrase go fish!
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To paraphrase the Fairly OddParents and describe the beginning of this game: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug! ROCKROCKROCKROCKROCKROCK!!!!"
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Hmm I cant get railgun for some reason. I have killed way more than 7 at once thats for sure! Anyone else run into this bug?
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WHATEVER YOU DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT THE TOTAL BILL FOR; WEAPONS, AMMUNITION USED, PROPERTY DAMAGE AND CUPS OF TEA/COFFEE- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! P.S. you could get a cheaper exterminator from the phone directory what I mean is one without the complete shady weapons arsenal
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ME:This nuke dont blow up?Thats stupid
GAME:Destroy 21 insects each type completed reward:lightning
ME:What if i...*Shots a throwened nuke with the lightning*OH MY IT DO BLOW UP!
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"Honey someone is shooting outside. Should we call the cops?"
"No dear the Smith's just have a spider infestation."
"Okay. Dear lord they keep missing; let me get him this sniper rifle so he can aim better then."
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Cool game 5/5 - It's nearly impossible to get headshots with sniper rifles... 4/5 - I can't quit a level, and i cannot disable the "random change" option while ingame 3/5 - Killer mode is extremely annoying, and it randomly changes after a match THAT I CAN'T LEAVE 2/5 - Finished game in 50 minutes, have to wait 1h 10 minutes to get that medal 1/5