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"I'll be right back, honey. I gotta go crush a lot of cockroaches with an anvil in the backyard. Oh, and I also have to shoot a few grasshoppers with an AK-47 too."
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"Hello, I would like to have someone come and exterminate bugs in my house. Don't kill all of them though, follow this list that I made"
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*Killing insect with gun* Neighbor: "Hey, shut up! we are going to sleep!" *Exploding nuke* Neighbor: "Ah, come on." *Dies*
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Yes, I have destroyed the world! And myself! My dream! (Laughs psychotically in the corner rolled up in a ball rocking back and forth!)
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I ran into an all daddy-long-legs spider level, and let me tell you. I've never been happier to shoot an explosive at my feet.
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that moment when someone in the comments says "note to self: don't lighting bolt a nuke" and i do it and kill myself.. GG
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goes out in the middle of the night to kill thousands of bugs with rpg mini gun and sniper rifle just another normal night
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Wife: *looks out the window* honey, what do you think the exterminator is doing with the insects? Husband: Believe me, I'm sure I have hired a great exterminator, which means it is necessary to throw grenades and shoot an ak47 at them.
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Brings back memories of the Great Insect War of 07...
Horrible horrible memories
I was a Arachnid Medic serving under captian 8legs
We were aiding our Insect allies but they... they...
They literally ended the war with a nuke
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plz someone explain to me how some one gets a head shot on a bug? put barrel of gun up to bug bug crawls in um how do i do this!
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XD tutorial to kill bugs 1:grab mini gun or rpg 2:shoot only the grasshoppers 3:job done what do just drop a nuke that should do it :)
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me: "welp, honey im off to work."
waifu "dont forget your bag of 50 quadrillion bullets, anvils, knives, bombs, and rocks!"
me:" oh! how could i forget that of all things!"
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when stomping on bugs just wasent enough.......get the rpg and blow those things up.......or maybe the minigun yah lets use the mini gun to kill ebery thing :D
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Me: "Yay, I finally got the nuke! This is going to be epic!" (throws nuke)
"Wtf why is it not exploding? Was this some sort of joke? Ah, well. Haha, give me a real explosion next time." (switches over to lightning) "OH SH" (boom
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Day 1: The new neighbor must have gone insane, he's throwing rocks at the ground for no apparent reason. Day 2: RUN!!!!! HE'S GOT A GUN, earth, move, run ground! Day 3: He has a knife and keeps repeating the phrase go fish!
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To paraphrase the Fairly OddParents and describe the beginning of this game: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug! ROCKROCKROCKROCKROCKROCK!!!!"
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Hmm I cant get railgun for some reason. I have killed way more than 7 at once thats for sure! Anyone else run into this bug?
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WHATEVER YOU DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT THE TOTAL BILL FOR; WEAPONS, AMMUNITION USED, PROPERTY DAMAGE AND CUPS OF TEA/COFFEE- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! P.S. you could get a cheaper exterminator from the phone directory what I mean is one without the complete shady weapons arsenal