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Looks like nobody likes to date a person with above average stats (body builder, hot, life of the party, genius). They all committed suicide as soon as I started going steady.
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Two of my partners died and the last one ran off with my 5000 dollar ring. Ive given up XD At least i lasted til 100 years.
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LOL
My strength turned out to be "Arnold schwarzenegger"
That's one hell of a trait
If you look it up,Arnold has the pecs of HULK.
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I'm going to wrestle the knife from this guy trying to murder me "bad ending cause of death stab wound" oh yeah I forgot I was a adult with the strength of a feeble old man
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What I wrote on my gravestone: Just kidding still alive this gravestone is fake to hide where I really went. LOL trickered you ;3
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ou're welcome at the party and your friends do tease you about it. Jokes on them, you take advantage of a friend who has been drunk and fell asleep. Not in THAT way. Oh yeah, i know right
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"You decide that you have lived many years, and may still have many more ahead of you."
Those were the last words I read before I got the game over screen from a health drop.
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My name is John Cena, I am a retarded, below average looking person, I am also a weak unhealthy social outcast. gg wp lyfe