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Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i just played slots and then i died of stab wound WHAT THE HELL?

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Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) apparently i was weak when i was the highest strength the machine got my arms stuck AS A FREAKIN STRONG FREAKIN GUY!!

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meeper132

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) apparently i commited suicide I MEAN WHO DOES THAT IN LIFE?

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Hobocobo

Sep. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Int: Genius, Attr: Above Average, Str: Body Builder, Cha: Cool. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TimelordGdianaty

Sep. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This feels like a quiz at the beginning...

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cheesburgel

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i got unhealthy from getting attacked and protecting all body parts.i bought every health item and died next turn.how much health does that stuff give?

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Yakanomie

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Best roll i have ever got- Intel-Average Attractiveness- Attractive Strench-Hard as a nail Charm- cool

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kalebbrown16

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) used a treadmill died by fire

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OmzImZ

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Youve been feeling down lately. Want to kill yourself? Me: No Game: DENIED (HEALTH DROP) XD

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kaaziu

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is quite scary!

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9_ndf

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) INSTENT DEATH. LOL!

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OmzImZ

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why does my partner keep dying D: Suicide Cancer Fire Stab wounds WHY?? IS IT CUZ I SMELL D:

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OmzImZ

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) XD Game: Sir, it appears your wife Jessica has died of cancer. Me: *I just start dating another person who is called jessica and has 0 all*

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OmzImZ

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Made my weakling genius called john doe. Met a girl called julliet doe. Coincidence? I think not. Later spending 5k On a ring she leaves in my hand I commit suicide. IN YOUR FACE JULLIET >:)

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fastaspewpew555

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) also *is literally arnold schwarzenegger in strength* *strength is too low to use measly scary machine* *wat2.jpg*

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fastaspewpew555

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I've been feeling down and I want to... commit suicide?!?! *chooses "I'm better than this* *I convince myself I have many more years to live* *commit suicide anyway* *wat.jpg*

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crimsonreaper

Sep. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) man you start with bad charm and you are fragged :(

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Butterroll12

Sep. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Strikes match* Oh ok... (Ten seconds later) *House explodes i die then i lose*

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yogee123

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so apparently when i rolled i am john doe a retarded,fugly,able strength,social outcast. i feel like i will do amazing this time! (btw i loved playing this game as a kid ;10 years old, but id have to say that this is the worst roll i ever got xD )

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RobotifiedRex

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I WANT CANDY!!! 5/5

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g3netics

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) okay so apparently i went to a dinner party, talked about the news, and then got murdered.

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Mikejonas1234

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) apparently drinking alcohol can make you die from stab wound

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mcarburger

Sep. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was able to break up with my girlfriend even though I was dead. I'm sure it was a heartbreaking scene, with my ghost hovering over her saying: "A long distance like this just won't work. Sorry."

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xxcapmanxx

Sep. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting, my strength stat came out as Arnold Schwarzenegger, sure is strong for a 5 year old

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Ocsaleb

Sep. 08, 2014

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lochrock

Sep. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game brings back memories of hurt and annoyance, Still an amazing game though

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Littlefreak100

Sep. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good ending, lived to age 120 a day after the doctor's. I'm happy anyway, haha

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Animals_R_Epic

Sep. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *proposes with somebody I'm going amazingly with* "They did not accept. Your partner has run off leaving you with the ring in your hand. You never see them again" TABLE FLIP

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JacobCasely213

Sep. 03, 2014

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JacobCasely213

Sep. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The lump on my leg was cancer. !Week later my girlfriend dies from cancer.Wow.

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Wariotime99

Sep. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was handsome, strong, smart and rich. I lived to be 110. BTW I was Waluigi. :D

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DorisTheDemon

Sep. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is addicting as hell, there should be a sequel or an update

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megaferg

Sep. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died from falling out a window from drunkness LOL

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0mghero

Aug. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wait...John Doe? is that a reference to another text based game 'til death makes me a monk fish'?

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Emalianette

Aug. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I've reached the age 130.

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Dan1234abc

Aug. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How to gain ATTra?

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BeufordL

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) john doe from roblox is on here in the character selection defualt name

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yaolin123455

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died becuz of not answering a question right ???

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legorobot92

Aug. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Make a sequel!!!

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CristmasDay01

Aug. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I made sure I was ok I did every thing right some wrong but at least my life stages were corrected and lived right? Peace of mind peoples

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MAXInfinite

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What!? I refused to 'get out' and apparently i died from fire xD.

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lolzkiller3344

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i just haved cancer

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MAXInfinite

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So,i ended with 2 million cash,no wife,no kids,nothing. Now,i'm thinking,why isn't this called 'sad simulator 9000'?

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mvab1698

Aug. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was ugly, my partner's att was 4, then how the hell my kid's att was 10?

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SeekerH

Aug. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 130 and I donated my money to charity. I love this game.

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alexlevi9

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) make so u can have your own custom 1 + if u think so

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Aquaflamma

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Apparantly it is possible to die of a stab wound inflicted by gym equipment.

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thezek

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lol dead in 80 and that no make grace but is a good emd so yay!

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megamasterweeman

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So I died at the age of 130, Gave my wealth to my friends, And yet all my partners died, So i threw my hands up and said F U C K IT because they are just going to die anyway. RIP me

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matthewfanous

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *becomes kid* my chas level is life of the party? im not even old enough to go to partys like that *in the game*

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