Under rating threshold (hideshow)
So I died at the age of 130, Gave my wealth to my friends, And yet all my partners died, So i threw my hands up and said F U C K IT because they are just going to die anyway. RIP me
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
All The People I Tried To Date Died From Prolonged Illness And I'm Just Sitting Here Wondering What The Hell Kind Of Plague I Carry
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
I live til 130 money:22086 name microsoft windows xp str able att ugly
cha displeaseing int genius last words love you guys monry goes to family
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Me and my date, We had 3 good set ups, plus we went steady, Preparing to get married i buy some health, next day. She died from cancer. In my mind, i knew we would meet in heaven
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
I answered wrong at what's the farthest planet from the sun and died from fire. Wtf ? lol
Also, IT WILL ALWAYS BE PLUTO !
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Str.Body Builder. Att.HOT! Int.Genius Charm.Life of the party.
Wife= Katie. Pers.9 Att.9 Child. Lucy pers.5 Att.8 Int.7
MAH LIFE IS A MIRACLE!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Strength - Arnold Schwarzenegger. Charm - charming. Healthy, Genius. Attractiveness - UGLY! Rejected by Plain Jain!
Date - Steady (Their House, My House, Restaurant).
Job - Officer.
Died by Suicide because got Rejected from a Shampoo Advt.!!!
(Oh God... Why Meeeee!!!)
:D I can't stop laughing! ooof!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
so i was led into a bedroom...by a hot chick...and i run to the chemists...and when i get back she isent there.F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--F-UCK YOU!!!