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slyby13slting

Jan. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I told 2 people to stop arguing and i died from health drop. Guessing she stabbed me.... :( EVIL KATY ! (katy perry) LOL :D

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tybug2

Dec. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lived 'till 130, got the score of 236495. No idea if that's good or not :D

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bookybot

Sep. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a man killed me with a knife then a hobo took my shoes.

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JellyTheWarlock

Jul. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The trauma of not stealing the video game and getting punched in the nose caused me to commit suicide XD Why do all my attractive characters die? I can live until 130 if I look like Cthulu but otherwise I die at 17.

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JellyTheWarlock

Jul. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So.. looking at a box of matches kills me? XD

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SakiChuCutie

Sep. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Your partner has died from murder." Now who will be my prom date?

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FatASSassin100

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) But I wanted some candy...

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yomegaman

Jul. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One partner dies of illness and one partner commits suicide, that's my love life.

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tjtjtjtjtj

Jun. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Damn... Kids... Dont play around in the bed without condoms ;D

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carcuss35

Jun. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I went to a doctor..And got murdered..

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temocookie

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Never accept candy from an old suspicious man. You learn new things every day.

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metakirby159

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died with 70 and i died right after my girlfriend abandoned me, i guess i died because i was depressed and lone

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yesnoduh

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lady Gaga. An intelligent, ugly, Unhealthy, Charismatic Woman. Thats what i ended up getting.

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mrcritter

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally a good character! Goes to a party and decides to walk home. Has a slight hangover. Dies of hangover. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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18tbrown

Jan. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) woot my girlfriend 10/10.....wait...SHE COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT LIKE HER LOOKS OR PERSONALITY LOLWUT?

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kadirgok

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) died at my 120 with 70000 heheh .d

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tehdarkside

Dec. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My first date died by cancer my second died by murder and now I have to look after 3 kids myself. WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL!

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cross83

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No joke when the game was over i was 130 years old i married a girl with 9 attractiveness and 5 personality i had 69,425 dollars i had 3 great kids i was attractive able genius and life of the party and healthy till i turned 130 when i was unhealthy what a amazing life it was

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megamasterweeman

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i get first born and die..WHAT THE HELL WTF

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kitty1669

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soooo..everything is the highest..except my charm..that has to be the lowest...awesome...

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DeathNinja2010

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Aren't I just great with the lady's... first women i dated died of prolonged illness on the first turn, second died of heart attack on second turn, third left me when i took her to the beach, forth left when i proposed marriage and fifth left me when i bought her a expensive gift from the shop. :(

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abianaguilar

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yes... Humans... Only one life, and a cruel death... "A man only die when any people remermber him" Thinking... All people die, all people born, has a history... but all only have a final, when you're nothing, any people remember you, you only are a man, underground... don't speak... The days can fly, new people, condenated to repeat the history... Alone...

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billy12358

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got maried yay...i got 3 kids yay.... your partner died from suicide FU**

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Dremons

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was 70 years old and busy with my date the entire film. Yeaahhhhhhh!

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stabberman

Jan. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died at 110 after feeding ducks!? did they pull me in and drown me or sometin?

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goldridder5

Sep. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died because i got tackkled by a kid -.-

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KennethDV2000

Sep. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL!!!!!! I clicked Start Smokinq and it said i died of a Stab Wound

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ZombieLuigi

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fights bully. Dies from fire. Damn that bully was one mean son of b***

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hickman935

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I had a kid at 120. Glad to know how effective viagra is, in the future.

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qwerty987654

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) got killed at 20 by a homeless dude.

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Graperland

Feb. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The died at 130 years with 189085!

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SushiCat4Life

Dec. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died while doing the swings at age 110

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Takacuki

Aug. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) When i was a baby i was strong like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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fondcoolmanonmc

May. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Wait what? A homeless guy punched me in the face and I died of "fire" Gg life

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callmekatie

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) press + if you think this game needs more stages

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AgentNegativeOne

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) All The People I Tried To Date Died From Prolonged Illness And I'm Just Sitting Here Wondering What The Hell Kind Of Plague I Carry

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ILOVEYOUTUBER

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Isee my first stats:strengh=Arnold schwarznega=Im the strongest Baby on the Wolrd

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furytree

Apr. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I struck a match and, apparently, my dad murdered me...

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ponybro5000

Apr. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died right after I left the Doctor's office... Right in front of my children... And my wife.

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Stormies

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is just like Alter Ego! <3 I love this! This is just the game I need.. thank you! :D

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AnimatedWolf

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I used to play this game alot when I was a little kid ....but then i forgot about it and then i found a search lust for the game and then i just forgot about it and thought is just a game and then I joined congrate for some fun ( and motsly the game stop points ) and then I found the game here.....

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loki245

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) after playing the game for about 5 times in a row, i finnaly live to 130...but alas, my wife commited suicide.

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Hiro209

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) first time i played some teenagers killed me when i told them to piss off...

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AznBoii0

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sort of makes me think.. Life sure does go by fast. :( I like this game. It deserves way more attention then this. 5/5 Nice concept and i really enjoyed this.

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Yode

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LMAO "You're walking around a large park. Life seems grand. What do you want to do? There's a few chess boards near the pond, Some ducks on the other side of the pond and there's a swing set nearby" SWING ON THE SWING GOD DAMNIT. BEST ANSWER EVER

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ZyZyRa

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of Alter Ego...

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kauangobbi

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i tried to go to class... but even the teacher went to the beach T---T what's wrong with the teachers today?

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zaprowsdower

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a broken nose at the age of 12.

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18tbrown

Jan. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when i play this game i play it out in my head. so when the guy ask if i want any candy this is how i picture it. "YOU WANT SOME CANDEH LITTLE BOYYY?!!??!" said the guy. THen i said".........IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAA BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! sure ill take some candy.......where u go?"

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Kt395

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So I'm a weakling, fugly, displeasing, and average? I feel so purposeless. :(

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