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Wariotime99

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Got punched by a kid... And died by fire again... WAS THAT CAPTAIN FALCON AS A KID?!

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Wariotime99

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I got hit the face with a lead pipe... HOW DID I DIE BY FIRE?!

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Wariotime99

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was murdered by teenagers ON MY FREAKING FRONT YARD! Jerks...

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DerpetteHerpton

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good life. 120 Years old. 20951 dollars. :)

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CountAppleBees

Jun. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) luckly its not canser dies from fire next turn

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HungryManster

Jun. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *You* "Ah s**t! Oh god, f**king... Teenagers..." *Dies* *Random Guy* "Some random 13 year old's killed you, i'm never going outside again..."

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mccrackend90

Jun. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I had been a bad, low health baby, then i gott even lower, so i get even lower untill i die at age 29... I had almost married my steady girlfriend... life... why?

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Desloth1243

Jun. 05, 2014

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Gnumber3BriCk

Jun. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just played a run as a girl, got perfect stats at the beginning B)

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Gnumber3BriCk

Jun. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 130 and stayed really strong and healthy B)

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NoahS94

Jun. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died at age 5 cccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll

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Visual917

Jun. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Perfect game. But i can't be a gay or lesbian. I want to try different things :D please release Memoir 2.0

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sondo037

Jun. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I blame the doctor f..!!

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sondo037

Jun. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dylan same me

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PeterClark

Jun. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How can someone die for looking at a match box?

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nitrodog96

Jun. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Stupid hobo. Why u drink liquor.

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unmortalguy

Jun. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You wake up at the hospital 3 days later. You could have died." Next thing that happens? I die.

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BDDP

Jun. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) just a warning, if you are fugly, you won't get a date.

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dylanrspangler

Jun. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was dating someone for 40 years... they weren't ready to go steady

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vitrn

Jun. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) my first date died of prolonged illness, and the second died of suicide... the third one just left me when I asked she to marry... I died alone at 80.

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icecreamchan

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Either I keep dying, or my partner dies, or they break up with me... I AM SO FOREVER ALONE. Q A Q

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MyPants

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a woman and my name is john doe. .-. . Is that the only thing the creator could come up with?

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BigAndrewHonomoo

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the death song almost made me cry XD

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daniel2222

May. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was so strong that when I fought the bully he died

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dylantherabbit

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died at 50 of health drop. This game needs healthcare.

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gordojam

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died the end of the turn i broke up with my partner. i proposed a marriage and died.at least i was old.i think she was eventualy going to come back.

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gordojam

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i haven't been born yet and i am a genuis

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gordojam

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i got "nothing major" from an assault by kids and died from health drop

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gordojam

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a kid hit my arm with a bar and i died

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Fastname1234

May. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) -Starts- Inteligence:Retarded <<<<<<Wooho After all I like it except My RETARDED inteligence

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CactusGaming

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Decide not to suicide. Next turn says I died of "Stab Wound" Never got stabbed :o

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gordojam

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that awkward moment when you are a baby with Arnold Schwarzenegger's muscles.

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samsam4

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i set the house on fire i...i... whoooooo!

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ZachyGames

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *starts* You are smart,attractive,strong,life of the party,healthy WOW!!!

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W4RL0CKXL

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died and i can still take my wife on dates and have children when im a dead 130 man

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arkbark27

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i got a cyst removed and died

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Rich_54321

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died at 112 with 50,00$ this is really sad

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Ilovegames13

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died after my girlfriend died. Dang it! I killed myself!

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aytenfarrell

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I made my name bruce wyane

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Will_Nall

May. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) died at 130 years old

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cheahchungyin

May. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Got strength of a feeble old man on my roll and ugly appearance on my roll. died soon in the teenage with a score of -3740

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erinclive

May. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I lived till 80

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awsomeguy4ever

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want some candy...FATALITY

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awsomeguy4ever

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i married a bitch and she then died from ... wait for it... Suicide

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awsomeguy4ever

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) First girl died of cancer at 14. 2 died from prolonge illness at 20

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awsomeguy4ever

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how do you get killed at 9

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smiteis

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I ran into a bunch of weights and died in a fire?

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9kiwi9

May. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I can't get a job when I'm in the womb. Dang.

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megamasterweeman

May. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So i went through 3 bfs/gfs each, each one dying. First one died from a heart attack. Wow. Sad. THEN WHEN I GO STEADY WITH SOMEONE,THEY DIE. I died alone. At least i died and im happy with my husband/wife i married.

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AndreRO

May. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I aged 100, became a surgeon, was a brilliant man with lot of charisma and also a veru strong man. ~{ @RIP Me @}~

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