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Maybe, just maybe, if I mute the music that means I want the music to stay muted. Two stars because you at least allowed me to mute the music... would have given 4 if I didn't have to hit M every damn time.
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Since I managed to get the Juggler Badge before I got the Big Fuzzy Hug Badge I can certainly say the first level at least is not that difficult. My complaint is I didn't find the game interesting enough to play it further once I got the Badge of the Day.
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lol I just got the medium badge by only spamming 'A' and not doing anything else because I was eating something. Two enemies wandered to the very left side and waited for the third to die before attacking me, at which point my character turned around and beat the crap out of them, easily getting the medium badge. If that works for you, you're welcome.
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I was kind of surprised that when I died... that was it. I just return to the title screen. No level ups, upgrades, extra lives, or anything at all? The game just seems made for it. Otherwise it's just a very straightforward button masher where it's really easy to die. Enemy melee attacks being able to hit me from a mile away is also pretty annoying. I enjoy a good dose of difficulty like many, but it's not very engaging.
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It's too hard to hit with my left hand. I'd rather have movement with left hand and fighting with right. Are there keyboard alternate keys?
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Not sure how I feel about them rebuking difficulty complaints. In my opinion, it's not just that the achievements are too difficult, it's that the game is too monotonous. I don't want to run around hitting things with just a spoon (need an upgrade at some point) while the enemies wittle away at my health (need a healing method) for an hour while trying to get the hard achievement. That's not fun for me.
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I've played a lot of games on this site, and the badges on this games are extremely hard to get. Not enough balance between you and opponents. extremely low health refills and no ranged attacks. 1/5
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The only thing missing from this game is a reasonable ranged attack. The enemies ALL have one and that is the #1 reason most people are getting beaten. It is almost impossible to group them up so that you can avoid getting hit to beat them all down.
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I still don't understand why anyone out there is seeing this game as anything other than a dumb manchild raging at everyone that ever called him out on anything ever. This game is flaming awful in every sense of the word.
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controls seem to be clunky. direction movement tended to stick and i kept running into a wall and couldn't change direction
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I loved the thing of friendly fire. If you are with Dan Paladin, just dodge and make their special abilitites kill themselves.
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I have something to say to you there BoMToons, you talk about 1980's gaming nads, I've got them. But people who complain about the game are probably playing as Dan Paladin. I lost really badly as him and almost won as Tom Fulp. At least round off the stats a little bit, this is a somewhat poor stat interpretation of Final Fight. We all know that Guy wasn't that pathetic.
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2 things...wtf i killd da kitten and no badge... second thing arent the characters considered zombies if they eat brains...?
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Suggestion: Add a bonus for each in-game achievement you get, making it easier for players who already played some rounds.