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little boy: what are you doing
billy:fishing
little boy: do the fishes get hurt
billy: no
(gunshots)
little boy: omg fish have filings to you know
billy: yea the feeling of gun shots to the head
(billy chuckles)
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HIRE A PROFESSIONAL FISHING TEAM TODAY!
Team consists of: A fisher with red cap, a tux and a giant gun, currently named as ???. A diver which brings you to 300 m.
Guaranteed to catch fish, our team is so professional, we have our own fish :Piscus PlayerNamus and a fishing rod that we guarantee can lift up 1500+ fishies, along with a toaster, hairdryer and a chainsaw. 100% clean, we will blast up the fish first so the bacteria come out. Call 1800-SCAM today!
P.S. This is illegal.
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a man wearing a red cap and a tux was seen today out on the ocean. he payed a diver to go 300 meters underwater and let his hook go. he then started the booster system he has installed on his hook. this goes along with the chainsaw, lamp, toaster, and hair dryer. the chainsawing hook then chopped through dozens of fish and other sea life alike. then when he hit 500 meters he hooked a treasure chest. he then proceeded to pull the line up. as he was reeling in hundreds and hundreds of fish got hooked. still acting like this is no problem he finally gets them to the top. but instead of bringing them to the fish market directly. he throws them into the hair and then proceeds to blow the living hell out of them with a very large machine gun. then he takes whatever is left and sells it somewhere no one will reveal. well. sounds like what happened to me yesterday :p
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i wonder why if you rip the big jellyfish up with a chainsaw you dont get fined
but when you catch them the hippies sue you