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"Glad to report, not only do you know have two hearts, don't have to worry about those pesky lungs anymore AND you'll never get a broke rib again, you can also get AM/FM stations!"
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Okay that'll be $2000 please. $1000 for the heart transplant and a extra $1000 for every single tool I lost in your chest area. Oh, and you now have no lungs or a ribcage. And i was too lazy to take the other heart out of your chest so you now have two hearts!
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Despite the fact that I'm throwing your ribs around like so much confetti, you're not going to sue me for not wearing gloves, right?
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Smashes the ribcage. Claws out every organ. Drops in new heart. Dunno what to do next. Grabs electric bone saw. Starts going all crazy on the guy. Game ends. "Well done. Looks like he is going to do a full recovery. Rating: A++" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was at the height of my job in the surgery.I needed to make my job harder, since swapping a heart with some strangers was childs play.To make things interesting, I did it with one hand. Right off, I nearly tripped over the bed I was working on (Even so I was standing still) and nearly knocked out the heart monitor.With the cover off. I thought, I need to get inside this rib cage, but how? I saw a saw to the corner of my eye which I brought from the street and decided that would do the job. I reached for it, but I was angry, so I punched right threw it knocking everything behind over and sending the saw right to his ribs Got the job done!Then, some paper caught my eye, meaning I had to get it. I picked up the board with paper on and saw it had nothing on.Hmpth..I decided to throw it away, right into the person ribs, destroying it and making sure the saw cut every last peice away. I knew the man would die, so to comfort him, I picked up his new heart and threw it at him for a cushion
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i ripped everything out of his chest, including the lungs, torn out his heart, dumped the scaple, needles, and bonesaw into his chest, then tossed the new heart in...."That looks alright, im sure he'll be fine..." da faq you mean hes gunna be fine O.e lol
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You are Nigel Burke… an ordinary guy, with no outstanding skills. Somehow forced to perform a heart transplant, using any tools available.
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I think the mouse should be locked to the play field, like most unity games. I keep clicking on outside items because I have to move the mouse outside of the container.
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I thought this would be much harder then it were. The only thing I did wrong was that I lost the bonesaw and had to use the hammer.
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"Doctor should i use a blade,hammer or a saw? We should use the electric BLADE! ITS TOO DANGEROUS! OR SHOULD WE JUST KILL HIM? WE SHOULD KILL HIM!" Poor guy dies.
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*tosses the lungs aside* he wont need that i think? *drops a knife into his chest cavity* oh, oops.... *picks up another one and drops that in there too* damn.. *does it again* mmm.... *does it one last time* ..... i think he'll be ok. he wont know. :D
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This is what happens when you get your "free heart transplant coupon" out of the same coupon book you get your Mcdonalds coupons from.
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Wow. Turns out I was doing transplants all wrong- all you need is a radio to crack the ribs, and a hacksaw to cut the heart out!
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Today i learned that if i smash someone in the chest with a hammer to preform a heart transplant the operation goes well only leaving the patient with a deformed chest and crushed dreams. -Dr. McClumsy April 1, 2013.
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In a desperate attempt to figure out how to do this, I rapidly flailed the saw around, somehow destroying his rib cage and sending his lungs flying. I then picked up the first heart, flung it across the room and flopped the other in. I was like, WTF?
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I did it in 3:55 seconds, had a blood amount of 2887 ml, and i got a score of A++! I am the greatest heart surgeon ever!