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ummm....sorry but I dropped the heart I wated to put in you,then accidentally cut your face with the saw,broke some ribs with the hammer what I left in your chest,together with the saw,2 cups,a strange pointy thing and probably a pen.you might have some breathing issues,because I tore out both lungs,and you aren't supposed to be alive,because I tore out your old heart as well,then to hide the evidences,I pushed a green,bloody cloth in the place of the 2 lungs,and the heart,and you lost nearly 8 litres of blood,but it doesen't matter,as long as you are still bleeding XDD
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"We are sorry to say this but you're father has been in an accident but don't worry we have the best surgeon availible" Oh really?
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Good news, Bad news: Good news- Transplant success! Bad news- I broke your rib cage, damaged your lungs and stabbed your heart out. Now your chest only has a heart. Oh yea, you might get sudden pains in your heart because a piece of your rib cage got in the way and I have a syndrome call cant-control-my-hand syndrome. Anyway, just don't go boxing.
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so there is some good news and some bad news. the bad news is that i shattered his ribs threw away his lungs and repeatedly stabbed and sawed away at his heart and he died. the good news is that his chest makes a great carrying case for my tools!
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I afraid I may have have left some instruments inside of u.I am really sry for the pain in ur ribs you msy be experiencing, nobody ever said the surgery was completely successful
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Do I have a permit for surgery? What kind of question is that? -During surgery- Oh, watch where that lands! I need that!...
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I'm sorry Mr.Bob, but i'm afraid your rib won't grow back plus we don't have the technology to give you a independent artificial lungs so you have no choice but to go to the iron lung machine
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i dropped a rib on the saw and i couldnt get it off so the patient died.
keep in mind the saw was on the table and the rib was detached.
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-pretend im pewdiepie- "its ok bob u might feel some slight pain in ur chest area...adn if ur balls tingle...thats normal to" LOL XD