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doctor:ok to cut the vain around the heart, nurse:ok , doctor:we need to be very precise or we will puncture the heart , nurse:ok should we use the scalpel , doctor:no hand me the bowie knife. nurse hands him the knife , nurse: doctor very odd choice where did you get your degree , doctor: i got my degree from a video game on kongregate......... nurse: WAIT WHAT!?!?!
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i hammertimed the guy and kept like stabbing him with the hammer i tryed to 'brutally murder this guy' so i succeeded
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Surgeon: "Doctor, the anesthesia wore off in the middle of the surgery,"
Doctor: "Well what did you do?"
Surgeon: "I pretended to shoot at him with my fingers and that frightened him a little but he started screaming like it was real."
Doctor: "He was probably screaming by all the pain,"
Surgeon: "Or that too, but after that I just started hitting him with the hammer in the head! :D"
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Tearing his ribs out: Easily done with hammer, saw, or even scalpel for no blood loss.
Tearing his lungs out: Easy. You probably did it on accident in removing his lungs.
Removing his heart after all the veins and whatnot have clearly been cut: Nearly impossible without just randomly jabbing at it.
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im sorry sir but I had to rip your lungs out with my bare hands and break all of your ribs in the process the operation was unsuccesful
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You are Nigel Burke… an ordinary guy, with no outstanding skills. Somehow forced to perform a heart transplant, using any tools available.
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE QWOP?
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Sadly its telling me that it failed to initialize the 3D rendering and its asking me if I have directX 9 and video cards installed,which I do and I have better than directX 9 so im confused that its asking me this and why its not working :(....
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@papado123 fear not this has already been greenlit on steam and they're currently working on a full game release which will infact include a brain transplant
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After losing the transplant heart, I decided to draw pictures in to the man's chest cavity, alas my swollen hands could not grasp the tiny pen