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It was all going really well....I removed hiribs and lungs, and carefully set them on the table to go get his new heart. Then the motorized saw fell on a lung.......whole operation went to hell pretty quickly after that.....
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ok, this game is hilarious, particularly if you watch some of the youtube vids people have made, however, it is easily the lowest rated game I have ever seen stay on the homepage, what's up with that?
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"and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! ... anyway that's how I lost my medical license..."
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I love the idea, but the controls are agonisingly bad and the programming is a bit dodgy. I got my hand caught through the piece of fabric on top of the patient and just now my wrist turned into playdough as I yanked on the patient's lung under the edge of his rib cage.
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It doesn't matter that he no longer has a rib cage or lungs or that his new heart isn't even connected. He should be good to go!
A few days later, people are all wondering where the zombie apocalypse came from.
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good news: the surgery was a success! bad new: i left half my tools in your body when i stitched you up sorry about that :(
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Sorry... I accidentally dropped the heart on the floor... I might have also cut out your lungs,gave you 1 rib, and you have 2 hearts.. and that will be $20,000 dollars. Cash or credit?
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Hammered the rib cage, took all the pieces out (threw them on the floor), used the scalpel to cut the three tubes into the heart, but couldn't pull the damn thing out. So I threw everything else in. Using the saw on the lungs after they leave the body loses blood, wtf?
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the saw was extremely slippery (nurse prank I guess) so I went the old fashioned way and busted open his ribs with a hammer (his right lung went flying). I grabbed his heart and violently tugged on it for a good minute or two, seeing as that wouldnt work I tried to grab one of the knives but instead picked up the tray of knives and dumped them into where his right lung used to be, SO then I threw the heart in there flipped him the bird and stabbed him in the face with a needle.
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A++ AND I put the heart in one of the beakers. I'm expecting my full scholarship offer from Harvard Medical School any day now.
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Hrm... can't get his old heart out... well let's just plop in the new heart... Hmmm that should make him a timelord now, the regeneration will sort out his missing ribs.
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Ok, I have broken my patients ribs and ripped one of his lungs out, but now he has 2 hearts intact. Now, how do I fix the ribs?
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Ok, removing that cloth was not as easy as I thought. Finally after flinging it off the patient onto the floor, I tried for the flat saw. Bye bye saw. Then went for the circular saw - success! Started cutting open the ribs. Ribs flying everywhere! Sternum lying on his chest but definitely no longer protecting it. Negative points for using the saw - what?? What, am I supposed to do, just rip them off? Well, I tried that, and OMG, the pain! My wrist bending in ways I didn't think possible. And still, ribs covering up the old heart. Grabbed the new heart - wth, he can have two. Ok now a lung is out on the table, still pumping. Maybe I should put it back in... oh wait, no, now it's no the floor too. Hmnm, maybe stabbing this syringe in his chest cavity will help? Nope. Ooh, a hammer, maybe I can do something with...nope, it joined the rest of the table on the floor. Ooookay then, I'll just um, put this medal tray over his chest and call it done.
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By mistake I threw out the replacement heart so I tried to substitute it with the radio since I thought it could work as an artificial heart. I mean, it's working right? It would also give his repaired body some rhythm.
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"It's time to operate, Doctor."
"Alright, just let me get my saw and lets get to work."
Permanently inserts clipboard into arm, then proceeds to dump the table full of tools into open chest cavity.
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Alright, so I'm doing this heart transplant thing. I start with the hammer to the ribcage, just cuz it's quicker. One good blow to the sternum, and the whole works is smashed out. I toss the ribs, cuz pfffft, who knows how to put those back in? I yank the lungs out, one invariably rolls to the floor, 'sokay, he's got another, right? I pick up a scalpel, it's a little tricky since I'm not left-handed, and I just churn it around in his chest cavity until the aortas or whatever are all severed, the guy's losin' like, a LOT of blood by this time. I go to switch hearts, and realize hey, I don't have no sutures! How am I gonna do this? That's about the time he kicks off.
Anyhow, so I get home, and I surf over to Kong, and wouldn't ya know! They have a game where THE EXACT SAME THING happens! Eerie, no?