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Mitsukoreku100

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm sorry to inform you of of this, but in the process of heart transplantation you have lost your both lungs and the rib cage. You might also experience some chest pains because of the few instruments I lost in there. Good point - the operation was a success and you now have two hearts!"

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cyberjacques

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After accidentally throwing the saw across the room and breaking all the glass vessels, I somehow managed to spill a bunch of pins or something into his chest cavity. I then tried to pick up the hammer, which was lying on his sternum, and somehow got a firm grip on one of his lungs, between two ribs. After tugging and wrenching from side to side for a few seconds, his ribcage lost structural integrity, and ribs and organs went flying everywhere. One of the lungs landed in the organ transport container, so I guess it's ready to go. This guy certainly doesn't need it anymore.

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Nix131

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's like the guy from QWOP went to medical school.

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SniperZee

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "And that's how I lost my medical license"

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connoramg

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws heart into his chest*. well he will be fine

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tagnarr

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm... Bonesaw or hammer? *SMASH!!!* "okay, now these go on the ground. And now to repeatedly stab the heart with a scalpel"

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Downloaded

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Have i mentioned this degree isn't mine?"

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Cjman93

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) These controls are only "revolutionary" in the sense that they could actually cause a violent uprising.

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cooprocks

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when the Heart Transplant becomes a heart AND lung transplant. And then that becomes an autopsy.

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Pitzik4

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) As I tried to murder the patient to reset the level, bringing him under 1 liter of blood and causing him to start bleeding phenomenally quickly, I finally managed to get the patient's heart loose. After failing to grab it many times, I finally picked it up and threw it over the edge of the table. I took the new heart out of its container and tried to put it in his chest, but my thumb was stuck in it. I shook my hand to get the heart loose. As it fell through the air towards the patient's chest, he bled to death. The heart landed a split second later. Probably the most intense video game session I have ever played.

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mercwithamouth2

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws lungs on ground* "these will only get in the way"

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KaisarDragon

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!

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Thaddaios

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Heart surgery without gloves? Where do I sign up for that? :D

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Tigax

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) NEXT PATIENT PLEASE!

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memolia

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Everyone chill the heck out, I'm a doctor!" *Smashes ribs and lungs like crazy, replaces his heart with a radio and gives the bird*

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dandanpogi12345

Feb. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this is such a good programmed game, but I think heart surgery might be a bit too advanced at the moment, maybe cooking eggs and spaghetti is a better idea

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Thoothsk

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is the goal to knock everything off the table and then throw a hammer in his chest cavity? If so, done and done.

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pieflavorpie

Jul. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so there is some good news and some bad news. the bad news is that i shattered his ribs threw away his lungs and repeatedly stabbed and sawed away at his heart and he died. the good news is that his chest makes a great carrying case for my tools!

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river012399

Apr. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doctor:ok to cut the vain around the heart, nurse:ok , doctor:we need to be very precise or we will puncture the heart , nurse:ok should we use the scalpel , doctor:no hand me the bowie knife. nurse hands him the knife , nurse: doctor very odd choice where did you get your degree , doctor: i got my degree from a video game on kongregate......... nurse: WAIT WHAT!?!?!

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DarthmanZan

Feb. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's hard, but hilarious. I mean, organs randomly exploding out of the chest? Like medschool all over again.

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assaultmech

Feb. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In a desperate attempt to figure out how to do this, I rapidly flailed the saw around, somehow destroying his rib cage and sending his lungs flying. I then picked up the first heart, flung it across the room and flopped the other in. I was like, WTF?

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DragonhawkAire

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Heart transplant successful!... even though he is missing all of his ribs and lungs.

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Lucythedog4

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else dislocate their own wrist by accident?

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AK58

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the best Mayan sacrifice Simulator I've ever played.

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toejamrocks

Feb. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the only thing this game needs is a frag grenade....

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umod47

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The game makes me wish I NEVER find myself lying on a surgeon table.

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Caractacus

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's like trying to straighten spaghetti. Using one of those vending machine cranes.

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qwertyuiopazs

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Congradulations, You were lucky enough to get a competent doctor! now just be careful, you lost your ribs and lungs, but we replaced those with some pins, a radio, some broken glass, a lot of sharp metal things, and a giant saw. Also, Why is your heart in your stomach? you should go see a surgeon about that. Have a nice day!

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Layline5

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws heart into chest*.... seems legit

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Stumpyz

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, there goes a lung. And he's bleeding out. And I can't get to the heart. 5/5.

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killop1

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) after cutting out his heart i stabbed it with a needle

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Cronobolt

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Impossible badge - Successfully complete the heart transplant. 270 points.

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nazetheeternal

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) As soon as I opened the chest cavity, my entire arm spontaneously went numb. I immediately realized that my first one-handed surgery was in jeopardy, so I promptly gouged out every salvageable organ with my hammer and stuffed them in the box in case the next patient needed them. In a last-ditch effort to complete the transplant, I grabbed his heart with my bare hand and violently tried to rip it out to make room, but the thing was stuck as hard as concrete... and then they brought in the next guy...

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IBwandon

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Drop heart off table" Well looks like it's time to improvise.

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SkyDark

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just put the radio on his chest, the music heal him.

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julyslash

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My patitent shoud be proud, now he has no lungs and possess 2 hearts, i pratically turned him into a Time Lord

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rega1wolf

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *At the job interview* Employer: Where's your license? Guy: My what? Employer: Your hired!

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Lucamilion

Feb. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can't even kill him properly

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feeenz

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After 17:03 minutes, surgery is complete. Patient is missing a ribcage and his lungs, but with his new heart I'm sure he wont need it, since the dean of medicine gave me a A++ rating! I feel prepared now *quits mechanic and becomes a surgeon*

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Jahikoi

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How you win: First you need to remove his ribs. you're supposed to do this with the bonesaw (I think?) but it's a lot easier with the hammer. Once the ribs are broken, you pick them up and put them aside. Same with the lungs. Then you pick up one of the scalpels (small metal knife) and you have to cut all the cords around his heart. There are 4? I think? Once you cut them all, attempt to pick up the heart. If you grab it but the heart won't come loose, you have to keep cutting. Once you have successfully removed the heart, take a breather. he'll be fine. When you're ready, open up the box on the right side and throw the new heart into his chest. VICTORY! How to ACTUALLY win: Crack his chest open with the hammer, then mutilate his current heart with the saw.

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chillyran422

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) WELl I managaed to make a perfect heart radio transplant

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6ytt6y7

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm how do i open the ribcage..... *takes electricsaw* now to carefully.. (drops electricsaw into chest cavity) ZZZZZ GREAAAFMFSKFSDVM .... well... thats one way to open a ribcage..

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MechanicalKnight

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry, ribs grow back.

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engineersmnky

Feb. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think the mouse should be locked to the play field, like most unity games. I keep clicking on outside items because I have to move the mouse outside of the container.

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aidanrocks13

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Shit..." "...Well, he only needs one lung anyway."

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timobile

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) post-op evaluation: Well how did your first surgery go ? Did you encounter any problems ? ------------ Everything went well but we will need different scalpels the ones we got now are almost impossible to pick up and even more so when its in the patients abdominal cavity.------------ ah who cares you removed his internal organs right ? well then he should have enough room to store that scalpel for us untill his next surgery.

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JohnKeithTaguba

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm i think i should use the pizza cutter

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adman1996

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You see that diploma? I don't mean to toot my own horn here but, I'm pretty good at calligraphy.

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Megaxx

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Real operation is actually easier than it :D

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KentKnifen

Feb. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It was all going really well....I removed hiribs and lungs, and carefully set them on the table to go get his new heart. Then the motorized saw fell on a lung.......whole operation went to hell pretty quickly after that.....

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