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Do I have a permit for surgery? What kind of question is that? -During surgery- Oh, watch where that lands! I need that!...
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I'm sorry Mr.Bob, but i'm afraid your rib won't grow back plus we don't have the technology to give you a independent artificial lungs so you have no choice but to go to the iron lung machine
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i dropped a rib on the saw and i couldnt get it off so the patient died.
keep in mind the saw was on the table and the rib was detached.
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-pretend im pewdiepie- "its ok bob u might feel some slight pain in ur chest area...adn if ur balls tingle...thats normal to" LOL XD
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WHY IS NOTHING WORKING!!!!!????(After so many hour's of thinking,he came up with an idea)I KNOW WHAT TO DO! *Rip's Out He's Lung's Then Throw It At His Face Then Grab's It And Throw it to the ground...(Lung's Just Roll And Run Away)
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"So i used blunt force trauma to Bob and then i severed his arteries and then i threw his new heart in and he survived."-------Nigel Burke
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omg I cant believe this surgeon completed training senior: all you have to do is open some ribs
nigel: [drop saw in ribs]
senior: you passed
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ok it seems that have emptied out your insides,but look on the bright side!now you wont need any more surgeries on your organs because YOU DONT GOT ANY LEFT!
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It's ok Bob! You're gonna live. *Puts thing over face* There, you look ugly anyway! HIGH FIVE BOB! :T B..Bob? *Goes to rock concert* ROCK AND ROLL BOB!
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My logs of my surgery
LETS GO
Ok get this off
and the lung is going through the ribs
CMON GET OUT
YES YOUR OUT and the middle of the ribs a straight line oh yeah oh and the hammer went over his face
ah the drill and hammer are on vacation BEEKER TIME
stop whining nigel later your the best surgeon ever
thats the ribs off throws that away meh it stabed the lung but who cares
Gimme yo scalpel
no thats in him
that scalpel i now in space
ah a scalpel not on break
oh cut cut and cut
goddammit that last arterie
done now cmon come out COME OUT
screw it have 2 hearts
not cmplete ok get out you
CMON CMON
YES THE HEART IS IN
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Alright so the bad news is that you just have a heart nothing else but my shrapnel, but the goods is that you are sorta alive.
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BOB DON't GIVE UP ON ME BOB! DON't DIE BOB! IMMA SAVE YOU BOB!
*rips open rib cage then throws heart* OK BOB IT'S DONE BOB! YOU GONNA LIVE BOB