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After dropping both saws on the floor, i had to resort to hitting what remains of his rib cage with a hammer.removing his lungs and bone fragments was not a problem, but i couldn't remove his heart. I cut everything that seemed to connect it to his chest but it refused to move. So the patient was siting there with out his lungs for 20 minuets as i stabbed his still beating heart with every medical instrument that didn't fall off the table.
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"How to be a real doctor in four easy steps, Step 1: Take saw, Step 2: Throw it at the paitent's heart, Step 3: ?, Step 4: Profit"
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okay bob this will be a fine surgery,you are going to make it!*2 hours later in the middle of surgery*so bob,how is your family? Nurse:Sir,He cannot speak,he is asleep and in a coma. Me:SHUT UP NURSE NO ONE CAARES!!! *2 more hours later*CMON! STAY WITH ME DAMMIT! *is slapping bob* *7 hours later*Well the surgery was successful!*bodybag is being taken away in the backround*
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Okay, Bob, now you will have 2 hearts, several fractured ribs, no lungs and half of a measuring cup inside you, but you'll live a healthy life... I think.
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After successfully breaking his ribcage with a hammer and tearing his lungs off of his chest with my bare hands without making him bleed, shoving a saw and a knife in his heart and simply throwing another heart in the hole that once was his upper torso, I can safely say this was a successful operation.
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Its good to know that due to my surgery I gave this guy a chance at living the live he's always wanted. For about five seconds.
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randome gie takeing his xray:umm sir theres one problome you have no ribs lungs and your heart is not coneckted its just flying around evreywere in your chest ... you should get a dockter
bob:THATS HOW IT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE... listining to a xraygye, never agen HAHAHAHA
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side affects may include soft chest due to loss of ribs difficulty breathing due to loss of lungs pains from sharp medical instruments and of course i lost my favorite pen in your chest so see you in two weeks...