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Uberpig

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... once I worked out what I was doing, I got a saw and cut open his rib cage, all the while shouting "Jesus Christ". Then I threw some cotton buds into his chest cavity, ripped out both his lungs, and stood there while I watched him die. It was fun.

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gm0n3y

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the best game I have played in a long time. I'd give more than 5 stars if I could.

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WebslingerTheo

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In the first few seconds i got my hand stuck under his rib cage, then after five minutes of trying to get my hand out i grabbed the heart and dropped it in. After that anything that was already inside him was on his face or the floor and i dropped the heart on the floor when i accidentally pushed the all the knives and pins in his organs. I cut him multiple times with the scissors and the back of the hammer, and dropped blood all over his face mask. I lost the cloth cover that was on him, so i just left before i made it worse.

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darksword527

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) sorry to inform u sir but i cut open 1 of your lungs and shoved your old heart in it.

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darksword527

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am the worst surgeon ever

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KentKnifen

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Perform a heart transplant.....AT ALL COSTS!!"

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jamspazm

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Smash ribs with hammer, rip out lungs, chop out heart. Throw new heart into gaping hole...CONGRATULATIONS! A++ WTF?!?!

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El_Guap0

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Really funny game! But I think the voice-samples are a bit unnecessary. You don't need to point out what parts are funny. Let me do that.

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Parkerrr

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is there a mute function?

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ExSane

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Q, W, E, R, SPACE

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AlexS284

Feb. 10, 2013

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werewolfdude

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Somehow got A++ on my first try. I'm not sure if I should be proud or concerned.

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zaroono

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ha! they told me he needed lungs in medical school

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IMemeM

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It took me :54 to brutally murder that guy.

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Ares8

Feb. 10, 2013

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rakanser

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the 3 first rounds i was trying to actually do it. but after 3 fails i said to my self "hey i should find out how fast i can kill him"

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Ziroyia

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There should really be a way to lower the quality or something so I can run this on my shitty laptop...

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lifedrake

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) right, he needs more surgery to remove some sharp objects from his rib cage but if you ignore the broken bones, lost lungs and well... the fact that i dropped his new heart off the table then he's fine... whose next?

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froggy9991

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) FUN BUT NOT EASY TO PLAY

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AlecL13

Feb. 10, 2013

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Drengi

Feb. 10, 2013

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Drengi

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This should be renamed Butcher Sim 2013 or Surgery Ah sure why not 2013

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ChorGene

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The Results: Dear Mrs Banana, im sorry to tell you that your husband has lost his entire ribcage and two lungs. Although he may not be able to breath or stand properly, he is still alive. But please dont try to sue us as i accidently threw some unessecary items in his chest. Thank You.

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hateto

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a strategy,pick up hammer destroy his ribcage and lung which only take 1 hit but he will lose 2000 blood but he still have at least 3600 blood then start using the scalpel to cut arteliry of his heart (After you remove the mess of course) and walah.

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pokemonlvx

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 34 second to murder him is my record beat it

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NicholasGhost45

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The surgery was a success but the patient is dead...What i'm going to tell to his family?"Come in for a free surgery"!The i gonna disembowel them and there will be no witesses about that unsuccessul surgery!

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NicholasGhost45

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I dont know.... I Destroyed all the bone 'cuz i ws thinking !But unfortunately a lung fell in a jar and the saw cuted at half the stomach! I threw the heart in the stomach and i was thinking:he well be just fine!

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tmhopper

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Humina

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DevilBan

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My hand is upside down...

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SCOUTvsHEAVY

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this is why kids who go to special schools don't become doctors.

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paulamirada3

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't want to be a doctor anymore.

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LeoPerpetual

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The floor is lava.

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JaydenPG13

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I saw this game, and instantly thought of Rage Quit!! http://ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=6803&carousel=8&cid=3

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BostonCeltics20

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I threw the trans plant heart in and covered his chest- All in a good days work

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gunr22

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) um volume controls? mute music?

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Darknight1243

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) XD Spashed his rib cage with a hammer then pulled out ribs and lungs, dropped a scalpel on his heart picked it up, struggled for 2 or three minutes to finally swat his heart out of his chest then dropped the transplant in at 7:00 with 4.1mL of blood left A++ XD

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EWUghost

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hammered his heart

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Kangaroo0100

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I dropped the transplant heart! xD

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Kangaroo0100

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Good idea, but the controls are a bit difficult to figure out. I can pick up the tools but it's difficult to effectively use them.

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DinoM1

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i cant believe i did it with A++ rating and 3liters of blood left

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DonnBarredora

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Very good idea, very bad implementation.

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SkillBc

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm glad I am not that guy.

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mewcat99

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *patient dies from no air DOCTOR: "i guess we didn't put his heart in correctly"

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anOutCast

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) + plus if love to just flip him off (shoot a bird)

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SebastianA75

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Quien abla espaƱol

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awesome_bro

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) okay there's good news and bad news good news is that you have to hearts!bad news is that when i was cleaning up most of my intruments fell inside of you so..........if you do move around alot and you feel internal pains do the following:lie down on your back place both hands on your chest and prepare to die

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GameReclaim

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm left handed :(

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Hagenfels

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im surprised i actualy managed it... final bloodlevel about 2100something

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Stryk123

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After a few seconds of swinging my arm randomly, my I hit the heart and sent it flying. I have yet to find a way to pick it back up

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Gylliam

Feb. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Hi everybody!"

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