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MOPiOU

Jan. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Funny ! i have the steam version too, it's easier with the green seringue. C'est plus facile sur Steam. En promotion sur www.humblebundle.com !

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kaijenson123

Jun. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ok it seems that have emptied out your insides,but look on the bright side!now you wont need any more surgeries on your organs because YOU DONT GOT ANY LEFT!

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MaryD03

Jun. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Well, as i grabbed the hammer, having no idea what i was doing, i smacked his rib cage with it. That's when it happened... BOOM!! Hammer time! Organs go flying everywhere! "No need for those obviously" i think as they fly into the darkness behind the man's head. the saw is taken and slices into the poor guy's heart, and it shoots out of his body. Punch open the heart that will replace his and drop the heart (like you're dropping the mic) into the hole, now bleeding like crazy. Yet, the operation is a success and apparently he will be ok...

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Harbinger0

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The adventures of the One-armed right-handed surgeon "Lefty"!

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driban

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "And so, thats how I lost my Medical license"

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Hotbiscuits

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Easy way of getting Success: Take the hammer and smash his rib cage. Yes. Smash it. Now take out the bones when they fly, and the lungs. If you can grab the heart, get a scalpel and carefully cut the arteries to the heart. When it stops beating, take it out and take the heart in the box and just throw it in his chest. + to keep this walkthrough alive!

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AntonisA6

Mar. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A++ But i think he is empty he got only a heart nothink else i just mix them for soup XD

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Hexagama

Feb. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) after long time, i had really good laugh thanks to this game. cheers

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kngunboy

Feb. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Put's stereo into heart slot* I have created the singer from gym class heroes.

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Galactipuss

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yeah im not a doctor :D

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lilyellowpichu

Aug. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Anesthetic? Pff, who needs that stuff?

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2400pie

Jul. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws all the stuff and tools into skull and then puts brain back in* "You might feel a slight headache..."

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lauri10

Apr. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) boom hammer time

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gambabr

Apr. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game =D, after I understood how to play, it was very nice.

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applekid

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Lungs are so overrated...

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mechro

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) let me just take this knife and ill- oops took out your lungs

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TheFireOp

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:"I have successfully completed the transplant!" Family:"So does this mean hes going to have a healthy heart?" Me:"It was a heart transplant?"

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Rukiablue85

Apr. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Every single tool I used was in his chest by the end of the game...

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elkkukissa

Dec. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *First time playing* > -Picks up hammer- So i need to smash the ribs...? -After 2 little smashes the whole thing goes hammer time- HOLY! Wait.. Ok im gona clean up this mess... -After 5 minutes- Finally, Now i just have to take the scalpel... OK good one.... -Stabs the blood vines- Phew Now to remove it. -Takes off heart And opens the heart chest- OK now to drop it. -Drops- Finally! Wai.. -Smashes the heart repeadetly to the chest- Its in! ITS IN! ITS F*****G IN!!!!!!!!!!! -Completes- YEEEEEEEEEEH *like a real surgeon*

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Soniccu1

Sep. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yup, now you have two hearts! :D

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nicpicroblox

Sep. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wish we could do brain transplant in the demo :/ I cant afford the full version :C

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Babar972

Jul. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) SHUT UP NURSE !! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST !

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nosydogfight12

Sep. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died like a 100 times and i get A++ LELELELELELLEL

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moneyelf

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ummm....sorry but I dropped the heart I wated to put in you,then accidentally cut your face with the saw,broke some ribs with the hammer what I left in your chest,together with the saw,2 cups,a strange pointy thing and probably a pen.you might have some breathing issues,because I tore out both lungs,and you aren't supposed to be alive,because I tore out your old heart as well,then to hide the evidences,I pushed a green,bloody cloth in the place of the 2 lungs,and the heart,and you lost nearly 8 litres of blood,but it doesen't matter,as long as you are still bleeding XDD

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unitmikey7

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) surgeon sim 2013 = tf2 medic's training

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kewe4766

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I did it on the first try!!! YOLO

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ViperFive

Mar. 26, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "Another Successful Procedure?" I think not.

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boshog24

Jul. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i did pen surgery :|

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CianLowe

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i got a++ and hammertime=get rid of all bones and lungs in smack.in 7:10 seconds

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zand53

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i lost a hammer in his chest then all his ribs broke and flew everywhere he lost 2000ml and it said HAMMER TIME!

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Johnneri

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this doctor can do a 360 degree hand and arm turn haha :)

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zriNk

Feb. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is what happens when you get your "free heart transplant coupon" out of the same coupon book you get your Mcdonalds coupons from.

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Jaka2789

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "okay now i need the hammer" moves hand acorss table "shit there goes all my tools"

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Gibbson

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i killed the guy with the clipboard, i should never be a surgeon...

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rulezz

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So this doctor can rotate his arm 360 degrees as much as he wants. Mister fantastic is sitting in a corner, smoking in depression with his rubber powers :D

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karlwithak

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the most I've laughed in a long, long time. My only complaint is that after I skillfully knocked all of the most useful tools (i.e. the hammer) off of the table and out of reach, I could not restart the game.

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IzzyMuRp

Jul. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A++.. LIKE A BOSS

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Themgalar

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Productive criticism. Game could work but its never going to work unless you allow the fingers to curl around a tool laying flat on the table. I mean if you cant do this the tools need to be on a rack or something you can get the fingers around. Otherwise you sit there and try to grasp at the tools and all you end up doing is knocking them off the table.

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KabookiJoe

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws new heart in with the old one* "There, now you are a time-lord, REGENERATE!!!!!!"

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trentmiller

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) BLU Medic: HAHAHA... and that's how I lost my medical license Heavy: What? Medic: Nothing...

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Dragice

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I shoved the new heart, the old heart, one of lungs, the radio and a bunch of ribs back in. I got an A++ for surgery. Yup, that's how Medicine.

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Poofy185

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Took out the lungs, bones, etc, everything. only placed heart back in and won. 10/10

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LAZERSRAWESOME

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) More than anything I'm sure this game is for dicking around instead of actually performing properly.

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geistwolke

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Accidentally puts the radio in instead of his lung* meh

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nardcubed

Jul. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I afraid I may have have left some instruments inside of u.I am really sry for the pain in ur ribs you msy be experiencing, nobody ever said the surgery was completely successful

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skarmory12

Jul. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Do I have a permit for surgery? What kind of question is that? -During surgery- Oh, watch where that lands! I need that!...

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kevinrocks909

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Time to save some lives *smashes face and stab hearts* me:YEA!

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Jimthepro007

Jul. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I knew it, Thor is a surgeon, one touch from his hammer and the rib cage and lungs went flying.

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Lucythedog4

Feb. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Generic description of botched surgery* *Hundreds of up-votes*

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crazybarks42

Feb. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Okay that'll be $2000 please. $1000 for the heart transplant and a extra $1000 for every single tool I lost in your chest area. Oh, and you now have no lungs or a ribcage. And i was too lazy to take the other heart out of your chest so you now have two hearts!

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