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This is what happens when you get your "free heart transplant coupon" out of the same coupon book you get your Mcdonalds coupons from.
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So this doctor can rotate his arm 360 degrees as much as he wants.
Mister fantastic is sitting in a corner, smoking in depression with his rubber powers :D
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This is the most I've laughed in a long, long time. My only complaint is that after I skillfully knocked all of the most useful tools (i.e. the hammer) off of the table and out of reach, I could not restart the game.
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Productive criticism. Game could work but its never going to work unless you allow the fingers to curl around a tool laying flat on the table. I mean if you cant do this the tools need to be on a rack or something you can get the fingers around. Otherwise you sit there and try to grasp at the tools and all you end up doing is knocking them off the table.
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I shoved the new heart, the old heart, one of lungs, the radio and a bunch of ribs back in. I got an A++ for surgery. Yup, that's how Medicine.
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I afraid I may have have left some instruments inside of u.I am really sry for the pain in ur ribs you msy be experiencing, nobody ever said the surgery was completely successful
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Do I have a permit for surgery? What kind of question is that? -During surgery- Oh, watch where that lands! I need that!...
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Okay that'll be $2000 please. $1000 for the heart transplant and a extra $1000 for every single tool I lost in your chest area. Oh, and you now have no lungs or a ribcage. And i was too lazy to take the other heart out of your chest so you now have two hearts!
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I'm sorry Mr.Bob, but i'm afraid your rib won't grow back plus we don't have the technology to give you a independent artificial lungs so you have no choice but to go to the iron lung machine
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okay bob this will be a fine surgery,you are going to make it!*2 hours later in the middle of surgery*so bob,how is your family? Nurse:Sir,He cannot speak,he is asleep and in a coma. Me:SHUT UP NURSE NO ONE CAARES!!! *2 more hours later*CMON! STAY WITH ME DAMMIT! *is slapping bob* *7 hours later*Well the surgery was successful!*bodybag is being taken away in the backround*
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Okay, Bob, now you will have 2 hearts, several fractured ribs, no lungs and half of a measuring cup inside you, but you'll live a healthy life... I think.
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Im sorry- I see something wrong with the description: It should go like this:
"You are Nigel Burke. A psychotic 1 armed man with absolutely no motor skills whatsoever. You are somehow forced to perform a heart transplant... Ha... haha..."
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i tried pressing M to mute the music. it didnt work so i tried knocking the radio off the table. apparently it was made by nokia
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Well, I have good news and I have bad news... you might experience random pains inside you due to the scalpel I lost. Good news is: You have a radio heart that repeats the same song over and over! Aaaand you're dead.
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The Results: Dear Mrs Banana, im sorry to tell you that your husband has lost his entire ribcage and two lungs. Although he may not be able to breath or stand properly, he is still alive. But please dont try to sue us as i accidently threw some unessecary items in his chest.
Thank You.
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This is, frankly, nearly unplayable. Sure the controls are difficult. That's the point. However, when his ribs and sternum are gone, but chunks of ribs are floating in mid air preventing me from doing anything else, I call is unplayable.
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well I managed to get ahold of a saw, and now my gay needs a few ribs as well as another lung I did manage to drop the entire cup of q-tips in there to manage the blood loss so all in all I think its a success. now back to running track in qwop
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It was all going so well until you slit the guys throat with a bone saw... Oh well stuff happens, ON TO THE NEXT PATIENT.
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Does anyone know what to do after excising the old heart, inserting the new heart, injecting the epinephrine and reattaching the veins? I can't seem to get the chest sutures to stick. Thanks!