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Okay, Bob, now you will have 2 hearts, several fractured ribs, no lungs and half of a measuring cup inside you, but you'll live a healthy life... I think.
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After successfully breaking his ribcage with a hammer and tearing his lungs off of his chest with my bare hands without making him bleed, shoving a saw and a knife in his heart and simply throwing another heart in the hole that once was his upper torso, I can safely say this was a successful operation.
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Its good to know that due to my surgery I gave this guy a chance at living the live he's always wanted. For about five seconds.
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randome gie takeing his xray:umm sir theres one problome you have no ribs lungs and your heart is not coneckted its just flying around evreywere in your chest ... you should get a dockter
bob:THATS HOW IT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE... listining to a xraygye, never agen HAHAHAHA
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side affects may include soft chest due to loss of ribs difficulty breathing due to loss of lungs pains from sharp medical instruments and of course i lost my favorite pen in your chest so see you in two weeks...
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"Thank you doctor! I feel better than ever!. I have some lung pains and now and again I feel the urge to dance from deep within my stomach but that is alright. Now tell me your funny story about the man with two hearts"
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me:ok so u kinda have a problem sir there is a reason u always hear muisic nomatter what
pasint:What is it doc?
me:u know that heart transplate I did on u?
patient:Yea?
me:in step of a heart I put a radio so now when your heart pumps it is just the music of the radio so now your blood is muisic :D