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"Well...I'm sorry to say this but...I managed to remove both your lungs and all your ribs. the plus side is that you'll be able to listen to music where ever you go with the high tech radio in your chest............Wait. wait....shit...its acutally one of the Mexican stations............"
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Your in a plane crash and you find someone is hurt and needs an operation. you say "Don't worry, I played surgon simulater!" the other man runs.
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i knock the ribs out hear "Oh gosh what have i done?" and im thinking "U JUST FREAKIN KNOCKED THAT GUYS RIBS OUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE U DONE."
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So... he may have some problems later in life... he's missing a few vital organs... his ribcage... and his heart's in upside down...
I'm sure he'll live...
Oh and he might not want to take a plane... i ay have left a few knives in there... and a saw...
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well after i slit his throat and poked his eyes and nearly snapped his neck, i somehow exploded his chest like a piniata. and so i guess this guy is invinicble.
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Aaaaaannnndd Bob's alive! I stabbed his ribs out, threw his lungs into a container and sliced his old heart and threw it into the transplant box. I threw the new heart in without bothering to adjust its position. Yeah! I WON!
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*breaks open chest throws in a couple hearts* pshhh hes all good might as well just put in some quetips and scalpels while im at it
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-realizes that my hand is stuck in a solid object-
And that's how i got my "Defying the laws of physics without even trying" Badge, and went onto Science.