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Alright sir I think that your ribcage is gone.You have no lungs butt who cares anyway your heart is transplated butt i think i lost a few scalpels in there however i also lost a radio so you will have some nice music to listen at work!
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" After hard tugging on the left lung , I think I finally managed to rip it out , but , I threw it across the room.... I think I may have lodged a pen into his left side , I'm not sure if I can get it out... I managed to get two scapels in lodged into his heart , I can't pull them out.... they seem to be stuck.... "
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"Ok so this patient named Bob needed a heart transplant and once i yanked out everything in his chest cavity i then shoved in a new heart and anyways thats how i lost my medical lisence in sovier Russia"
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"Well...I'm sorry to say this but...I managed to remove both your lungs and all your ribs. the plus side is that you'll be able to listen to music where ever you go with the high tech radio in your chest............Wait. wait....shit...its acutally one of the Mexican stations............"
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Your in a plane crash and you find someone is hurt and needs an operation. you say "Don't worry, I played surgon simulater!" the other man runs.
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i knock the ribs out hear "Oh gosh what have i done?" and im thinking "U JUST FREAKIN KNOCKED THAT GUYS RIBS OUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE U DONE."
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So... he may have some problems later in life... he's missing a few vital organs... his ribcage... and his heart's in upside down...
I'm sure he'll live...
Oh and he might not want to take a plane... i ay have left a few knives in there... and a saw...
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well after i slit his throat and poked his eyes and nearly snapped his neck, i somehow exploded his chest like a piniata. and so i guess this guy is invinicble.