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I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well if u don't want both ur lungs, call me. I can somehow warp my arm through solid bone and make ur lungs fly out ur ribs
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ok! this is easier then I thought! I destroyed his ribs, ripped out his lungs and couldn't get his heart due to tons of bone fragments and he bled out
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im sorry but you gut fliped off and then i slaped you like a millon times and then shat all over the floor and used your face ass a ass wipe and then pissed into your mouth and then shat into your stomech and then shoved it up ur.... *patien dies*
me: OMG HE DIED OF SHIT IN HIS MOUTH
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... alright the heart is out and the new ones in ... um do you want your ribs back ... theres 1 ... you want your lungs ... there gone ...do i have to sow the heart in ... just angle it ... YES!!!
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After dropping both saws on the floor, i had to resort to hitting what remains of his rib cage with a hammer.removing his lungs and bone fragments was not a problem, but i couldn't remove his heart. I cut everything that seemed to connect it to his chest but it refused to move. So the patient was siting there with out his lungs for 20 minuets as i stabbed his still beating heart with every medical instrument that didn't fall off the table.
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"How to be a real doctor in four easy steps, Step 1: Take saw, Step 2: Throw it at the paitent's heart, Step 3: ?, Step 4: Profit"
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okay bob this will be a fine surgery,you are going to make it!*2 hours later in the middle of surgery*so bob,how is your family? Nurse:Sir,He cannot speak,he is asleep and in a coma. Me:SHUT UP NURSE NO ONE CAARES!!! *2 more hours later*CMON! STAY WITH ME DAMMIT! *is slapping bob* *7 hours later*Well the surgery was successful!*bodybag is being taken away in the backround*