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trust me im a doctor
now lets see what this thing does
oops i think its sawing your face
it will be fine now lets see what this does
DANG IT i dropped all the tools into his chest
i mean i meant to do that
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so, after failing to do the heart transplant i raged, grabbed the hammer and with one brutal swing broke all his ribs. I then grabbed the blade and started slashing him i grabbed a beaker and hurt him some more lastly i swung my saw and brutally murdered him. And that folks is how i got fired from my job and ended up in jail
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Well sir, you have lost both your lungs, half of your blood, your kidneys, intestines, penis and your testes but you'll be fine
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if a school project was to pick one of the operations and do it really professionally in front of the class i'd be the kid laughing as he lost all his blood.
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guys i somehow threw all the organs on the floor and threw the a heart in the cavity and it said sucess. psst i dropped a saw in the cavity
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I lost my hammer and bonesaw so I picked up the clipboard and started wacking at the patient's ribcage with it.It worked better than the hammer and bonesaw
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DOCTORS NOTES: After smashing a glass over the patients head it apparently hurts them and makes them bleed, a lot. So i jammed a syringe of who-the-heck knows and it made him stop bleeding. i instantly took out the most obvious of my tools. a hammer. i hit his organs over and over again then swiftly threw a heart in the debris that was once his organ track. I BETTER be paid that $800,000 for the wonders i worked on that man.