Comments for Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Mitsukoreku100

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm sorry to inform you of of this, but in the process of heart transplantation you have lost your both lungs and the rib cage. You might also experience some chest pains because of the few instruments I lost in there. Good point - the operation was a success and you now have two hearts!"

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cyberjacques

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After accidentally throwing the saw across the room and breaking all the glass vessels, I somehow managed to spill a bunch of pins or something into his chest cavity. I then tried to pick up the hammer, which was lying on his sternum, and somehow got a firm grip on one of his lungs, between two ribs. After tugging and wrenching from side to side for a few seconds, his ribcage lost structural integrity, and ribs and organs went flying everywhere. One of the lungs landed in the organ transport container, so I guess it's ready to go. This guy certainly doesn't need it anymore.

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Nix131

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's like the guy from QWOP went to medical school.

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SniperZee

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "And that's how I lost my medical license"

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connoramg

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws heart into his chest*. well he will be fine

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tagnarr

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm... Bonesaw or hammer? *SMASH!!!* "okay, now these go on the ground. And now to repeatedly stab the heart with a scalpel"

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SkyDark

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just put the radio on his chest, the music heal him.

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Downloaded

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Have i mentioned this degree isn't mine?"

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cooprocks

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when the Heart Transplant becomes a heart AND lung transplant. And then that becomes an autopsy.

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mercwithamouth2

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws lungs on ground* "these will only get in the way"

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AK58

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the best Mayan sacrifice Simulator I've ever played.

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Cjman93

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) These controls are only "revolutionary" in the sense that they could actually cause a violent uprising.

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memolia

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Everyone chill the heck out, I'm a doctor!" *Smashes ribs and lungs like crazy, replaces his heart with a radio and gives the bird*

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Kairn666

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) uhm real surgery it's less difficult

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sonofsonny

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."

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Thoothsk

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is the goal to knock everything off the table and then throw a hammer in his chest cavity? If so, done and done.

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Iceferret132

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It doesn't matter that he no longer has a rib cage or lungs or that his new heart isn't even connected. He should be good to go! A few days later, people are all wondering where the zombie apocalypse came from.

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jojoZUS2

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) shhhh Bob, it'll all be O.K *stabs patient* shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Thaddaios

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Heart surgery without gloves? Where do I sign up for that? :D

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killop1

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) after cutting out his heart i stabbed it with a needle

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joeman3466

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... I think the Medic from TF2 lost his medical licence in a similar way.

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DarthmanZan

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's hard, but hilarious. I mean, organs randomly exploding out of the chest? Like medschool all over again.

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dandanpogi12345

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this is such a good programmed game, but I think heart surgery might be a bit too advanced at the moment, maybe cooking eggs and spaghetti is a better idea

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Pitzik4

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) As I tried to murder the patient to reset the level, bringing him under 1 liter of blood and causing him to start bleeding phenomenally quickly, I finally managed to get the patient's heart loose. After failing to grab it many times, I finally picked it up and threw it over the edge of the table. I took the new heart out of its container and tried to put it in his chest, but my thumb was stuck in it. I shook my hand to get the heart loose. As it fell through the air towards the patient's chest, he bled to death. The heart landed a split second later. Probably the most intense video game session I have ever played.

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qwertyuiopazs

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Congradulations, You were lucky enough to get a competent doctor! now just be careful, you lost your ribs and lungs, but we replaced those with some pins, a radio, some broken glass, a lot of sharp metal things, and a giant saw. Also, Why is your heart in your stomach? you should go see a surgeon about that. Have a nice day!

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DragonhawkAire

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Heart transplant successful!... even though he is missing all of his ribs and lungs.

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Layline5

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *throws heart into chest*.... seems legit

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Lucythedog4

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else dislocate their own wrist by accident?

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nazetheeternal

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) As soon as I opened the chest cavity, my entire arm spontaneously went numb. I immediately realized that my first one-handed surgery was in jeopardy, so I promptly gouged out every salvageable organ with my hammer and stuffed them in the box in case the next patient needed them. In a last-ditch effort to complete the transplant, I grabbed his heart with my bare hand and violently tried to rip it out to make room, but the thing was stuck as hard as concrete... and then they brought in the next guy...

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Cronobolt

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Impossible badge - Successfully complete the heart transplant. 270 points.

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assaultmech

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In a desperate attempt to figure out how to do this, I rapidly flailed the saw around, somehow destroying his rib cage and sending his lungs flying. I then picked up the first heart, flung it across the room and flopped the other in. I was like, WTF?

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KaisarDragon

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!

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Tigax

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) NEXT PATIENT PLEASE!

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Stumpyz

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, there goes a lung. And he's bleeding out. And I can't get to the heart. 5/5.

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Caractacus

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's like trying to straighten spaghetti. Using one of those vending machine cranes.

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applekid

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Can't do anything, the damn mouse keeps going off the screen

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NeoQueenSerenaty

Apr. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *rips out the ribs* they'll regen.*rips out lungs* you don't need these!and you won't get lung cancer!*tries to rip out heart* and no uh heart artritist? *throws away the new heart* PFFT! YOU DON'T NEED A HEART! *puts in radio* you'll live for sure! *dies*

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mattwashere12

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dont worry ribs grow back..................................no they dont

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TBirdcnatbewon

Apr. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry sir I have a master degree on this.You well be perfectly fine..(a few minutes later)NO! NO! DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME!!!....... [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.......um your not going to like the sight of this...your husband um...has.....suffered some minor injuries in the process of the Heart Transplant ok I guess that's it....um oh yes may I come to your funeral....Women speaks"NO!!! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE"......THE END

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bird44

Feb. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't be such a baby! ribs grow back!... "no they don't."

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Dudeofgaming

May. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm going to help him die peacefully" *Picks up bone saw*

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jaml96

Apr. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) full version is out! check steam.

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empeafive

Apr. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) pfft! who needs ribs anyways? he'll survive.... right.... john?......john!?!? SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!!

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DeathByTurtles

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry Ribs grow back.

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summy99

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) congrats! The surgery went well your chest cavity now contains 2 hearts a bunch of broken pieces of ribs and a scalpel

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ploopy9871

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hammer time is fun and all, but it makes the patient lose an entire liter of his blood. Instead, I used a safer and more humane way of breaking the ribcage: smashing the new heart into the ribs over and over again.

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RaptorUTO

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i like cows

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WebslingerTheo

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In the first few seconds i got my hand stuck under his rib cage, then after five minutes of trying to get my hand out i grabbed the heart and dropped it in. After that anything that was already inside him was on his face or the floor and i dropped the heart on the floor when i accidentally pushed the all the knives and pins in his organs. I cut him multiple times with the scissors and the back of the hammer, and dropped blood all over his face mask. I lost the cloth cover that was on him, so i just left before i made it worse.

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jamspazm

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Smash ribs with hammer, rip out lungs, chop out heart. Throw new heart into gaping hole...CONGRATULATIONS! A++ WTF?!?!

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miscrit100

Mar. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) LoL the gamer tag says 'Funny"

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