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OH NO! I'm being shot at! What do I do!? Should I:
A. Help my brother shoot
B. Paddle away quickly
or C. put on a pink bra and sing "Hit me baby one more time"
...My choice is clear.
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Anyways, like i was saying: The weapons are always more important than the raft upgr.....OH LOOK A PUPPY! -buys raft upgrade-
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they should make an second one were everyone is getting there revenge. and able to upgrade to axes,shruikans,turtle bombs,baseballs,bomb arrows,and nuke stuff. mabe even cooler looking rafts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + if you think they should do this mabe even make one if you hit that + button!!!
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if they have allthat money..why not just buy a gun or something... i dont care about the asseball everyone whos hat rich has a bodygaurd and a gun!
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I want a Replay Last Shot button, and a Save Last Shot button, because I killed all 3 Japanese Warriors with 1 Tennis Ball.
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"WHAT THE HELL MAN!" "What?" "YOU SHOT THAT KID IN THE FACE! WITH A FREAKING SHURIKAN!" "So?" "HE KEELED OVER AND FELL INTO THE WATER!" "He had money!" "THERE ARE FREAKING SHARKS SWIMMING AROUND IN THERE!" "Hehe...."
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exatly this would be more fun if you could have a fully customizable warship with chose in canons and crewmates or is that asking too much
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Viking: You hit the little one in the head with an axe and it shook it off
Viking 2: Um, Viking 3 just died, due to a tennis ball to the head....
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A 3-year-old with 1 tooth and 1 hair who is not yet potty trained. Poor Simon, clearly quite developmentally disabled...
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Grab your raft and and send those bandits sinking. But wait! You forgot to defend the land and some random guys go away ith it!
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great game but i was hoping that the last upgrade would be the raft to be some awsome ship with a roof. click + if u agree